I didn't watch the game OR the half-time show, but a friend summarized it for me, so I didn't have to.
Can you imagine the concept pitch for that halftime show?
“It’s gonna feature a guy named Usher but he’s actually a Performer, plus flying circus freaks, a traditional marching band, pole dancers, a piano shaped like soft-serve ice cream, roller-skating robot people, glittery abs, a bunch of guest performers who make 50-year-olds ask “who is that again?” and a guy who takes his shirt off but leaves one glove on because it’s a family show. People will LOVE it!”