I think I mentioned the other day (after a rough rehearsal) that we had double cast the roles of Oliver, Dodger, and Charley in our production of Oliver. So tonight one of the urchins comes up to me in front of the whole cast and says, "Hey! How come we don't have two Fagins?"
I looked at him for a minute and then said, "You do. We just shoved them both inside one body."