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Re:THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE
« Reply #60 on: April 15, 2006, 01:22:51 PM »

Good morning, all!  Today I return to Toyland, rather like General MacArthur, plan my jaunt next week to the Library of Congress, perhaps work a bit on these fershlugenah reports for Acts Two, Three and Appendix, and then I hope to spend what's left of the day chilling out with a bit of Netflix.  


Do they offer cheap porn?


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« Reply #61 on: April 15, 2006, 01:34:43 PM »

"Morror" being the bitter herbs, for those who don't speak Haggadah Hebrew.




Häagen-Dazs makes Bitter Herb?


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« Reply #62 on: April 15, 2006, 01:36:16 PM »



Man!  Can I drive people from this site!



 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???


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« Reply #63 on: April 15, 2006, 01:45:19 PM »


Sorry to hear about your pain, Ben.  That is kind of how I have been coping for the last few weeks.  I have eaten more Vicodin and muscle relaxers than I have food lately.
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« Reply #64 on: April 15, 2006, 01:46:53 PM »


"..... and when it's twelve o'clock, I climb the stairs.............."
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« Reply #65 on: April 15, 2006, 01:50:27 PM »

Oh, thank goodness, reinforcements!



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« Reply #66 on: April 15, 2006, 01:50:44 PM »

Do they offer cheap porn?


One can only wish!
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« Reply #67 on: April 15, 2006, 01:52:54 PM »

Do they offer cheap porn?





Is porn less cheap on a DVD, than on a video?
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« Reply #68 on: April 15, 2006, 02:03:21 PM »

Gosh, Ben. Sorry to hear about your pain troubles. I hope it all goes away soon!
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« Reply #69 on: April 15, 2006, 02:14:26 PM »

Hmmm, now I have driven elmore, Cillaliz, and DearReaderLaura from the site.











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« Reply #70 on: April 15, 2006, 02:14:30 PM »

DearReaderLaura, that proflie quote is one of the best I've seen in a while.  Thank you for bringing a smile to my face.

It has been a quiet Saturday around here.  Jed is off at work, and I spent most of the morning killing time on the computer.  Then I went to the store to get some supplies for Easter food tomorrow.  Sometimes I like to delude myself into thinking that I can cook.  We shall see.  Soon I will be off to a little Easter cook out that a coworker is throwing.  It should be interesting.  I will most likely be one the few white people in a predominantly hispanic crowd.  Should make for some good pina coladas, though!
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« Reply #71 on: April 15, 2006, 02:15:03 PM »

You shall never drive me away, dear TCB.  How are you feeling?  If you ever need me to get anything from the store for you, you just need ask.  
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« Reply #72 on: April 15, 2006, 02:16:01 PM »

***HEALING VIBES TO DR BEN AND TCB***

Had to get away from my desk - it's so lovely out. Went for a walk along the Boulevard in Studio City. Wandered into my favorite clothing store around there - Dulcinea - and bought a weirdly eccentric top (jacket) on Sale for $40 (regulary $138. A bargoon!).  I'll wear it to the Writers Guild tonight. Going to a screening of BRICK, which I hear is good. Skammen  - I looked up the time of the screening as I was writing this and saw that the Q&A with the writer after the movie was cancelled. It's a long way for me to drive with no Q&A -- which is what makes the trip worthwhile -- but I've arranged to meet people there, so I can't cancel. Oh well.

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« Reply #73 on: April 15, 2006, 02:17:32 PM »

You shall never drive me away, dear TCB.  How are you feeling?  If you ever need me to get anything from the store for you, you just need ask.  

Thank you, Ann, but I will probably be abusing your friendship a lot in the next couple of months.  I am feeling about the same.
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Re:THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE
« Reply #74 on: April 15, 2006, 02:20:32 PM »

Häagen-Dazs makes Bitter Herb?




YES! Bitter Herb Ice Cream! My favourite! :D
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Re:THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE
« Reply #75 on: April 15, 2006, 02:21:25 PM »



Man!  Can I drive people from this site!



 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???




You Could Drive A Person Crazy! ;)
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Re:THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE
« Reply #76 on: April 15, 2006, 02:22:39 PM »


Sorry to hear about your pain, Ben.  That is kind of how I have been coping for the last few weeks.  I have eaten more Vicodin and muscle relaxers than I have food lately.


"Eaten muscle relaxers"!!!

That's SO TCB!! :o :D ;D
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« Reply #77 on: April 15, 2006, 02:24:01 PM »


"..... and when it's twelve o'clock, I climb the stairs.............."

Well, yesterday we had:

"Ben & Me"
"Me & My Girl"

Today we get

"Me & My Shadow!" ;)
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« Reply #78 on: April 15, 2006, 02:27:30 PM »

DearReaderLaura, that proflie quote is one of the best I've seen in a while.  Thank you for bringing a smile to my face.

It has been a quiet Saturday around here.  Jed is off at work, and I spent most of the morning killing time on the computer.  Then I went to the store to get some supplies for Easter food tomorrow.  Sometimes I like to delude myself into thinking that I can cook.  We shall see.  Soon I will be off to a little Easter cook out that a coworker is throwing.  It should be interesting.  I will most likely be one the few white people in a predominantly hispanic crowd.  Should make for some good pina coladas, though!

Gee! After "killing time" (Which IS a crime! ;)) Ann's going to delu(t)e herlef in pina coladas!

What a world! ;)
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« Reply #79 on: April 15, 2006, 02:29:27 PM »

***HEALING VIBES TO DR BEN AND TCB***

Had to get away from my desk - it's so lovely out. Went for a walk along the Boulevard in Studio City. Wandered into my favorite clothing store around there - Dulcinea - and bought a weirdly eccentric top (jacket) on Sale for $40 (regulary $138. A bargoon!).  I'll wear it to the Writers Guild tonight. Going to a screening of BRICK, which I hear is good. Skammen  - I looked up the time of the screening as I was writing this and saw that the Q&A with the writer after the movie was cancelled. It's a long way for me to drive with no Q&A -- which is what makes the trip worthwhile -- but I've arranged to meet people there, so I can't cancel. Oh well.



You should check Don Quijote, the men's store next door! TCB's favourite place I hear! ;)
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Re:THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE
« Reply #80 on: April 15, 2006, 02:31:59 PM »


Mental massage to the ones who need it!
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« Reply #81 on: April 15, 2006, 02:33:00 PM »


I wonder if someone has ever tried to put Ginny in a bottle? ;-)
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« Reply #82 on: April 15, 2006, 02:33:18 PM »

DH Richard and I are back after going out for lunch and shopping for Easter dinner.  He's resting now after doing one of his least favorite household chores - switching the storm windows for screens.  Our house is 50+ years old and does not have easy-maintenance windows.  Having the screens in, though, makes such a difference in the climate and lets in the sounds of spring.

I have made a dozen lemon-lime Jello eggs, so tomorrow for dinner we can have Green Eggs and Ham.  Soon we will color the eggs I hard-boiled this morning.
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« Reply #83 on: April 15, 2006, 02:34:30 PM »


Ben, TCB?

Have you ever tried... Ben Gay? (Pun intended!)
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« Reply #84 on: April 15, 2006, 02:34:55 PM »

DR Ben - Richard and I, both having suffered back problems from time to time, send relaxing healing vibes to you.

DR TCB - continued vibes for you, too!
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« Reply #85 on: April 15, 2006, 02:36:51 PM »

Glad the you got some relief from that awful pain, DR Ben. Sounds like it was surreal!
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« Reply #86 on: April 15, 2006, 02:38:41 PM »


Ben, TCB?

Have you ever tried... Ben Gay? (Pun intended!)


Anthony has.
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« Reply #87 on: April 15, 2006, 02:42:51 PM »

Enjoyed some TV/DVD entertainment and phone calls this afternoon.

Started off with STAR TREK's "Menagerie Pari I." This was a cheap way for STAR TREK to make use of the pilot episode which had been filmed starring Jeffrey Hunter and then the show was recast with William Shatner.

I saw a MYSTERIES AND SCANDALS show on E! once on Jeffrey Hunter that said it was Jeffrey Hunter's social climbing wife (not the soap actress Emily McLaughlin he was also married to at one point) who forbade him to take the STAR TREK job. Jeffrey had been a movie star, and she couldn't stand being thought of as the wife of a TV star. To her, that amounted to failure after he had done movies.

Imagine! Do people in the business still think of TV as the bastard stepchild of show business?
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« Reply #88 on: April 15, 2006, 02:44:57 PM »

Then I watched IT'S THE EASTER BEAGLE, CHARLIE BROWN. I didn't record it on Tuesday, so I pulled out my videotape of the show. I thought I had it on DVD, but it wasn't on the shelf with the Peanuts DVDs are, so I guess I've never gotten it. It had a couple of genuine belly laughs in it which sort of surprised me. I hadn't watched this in a long, long time.
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« Reply #89 on: April 15, 2006, 02:45:34 PM »

Ben, can you share photos of Anthony's work?
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