Well, dear readers, it is Friday, blessed Friday. That is, of course, different than Sunday, Bloody, Sunday, or Tuesday, Blechhy, Tuesday. The weekend has arrived and I, for one, shout hip hip hooray, or at the very least, waist waist hooray. I shall be home at the end of the day, and home is where I will stay come what may. Other than a birthday party I must attend for a short time on Saturday night, the weekend is mine, all mine. What fun I shall have, writing, eating, playing with Luckie and doing all manner of whatnot. Yes, you heard it here, dear readers, I shall be doing all manner of whatnot. Not notwhat, mind you, but I shall be doing whatnot.
Today, our very special interview with Donna Lynne Champlin is up for your mental delectation. Do pay a visit to our handy-dandy Unseemly Interview section and check it out, and then let us know what you think of it. And be sure to give a listen to the current radio show because Donald is a’givin’ away prizes and discussing whatnot.
Tomorrow, we shall, of course, have a brand spanking new Unseemly Trivia Contest for your mental delectation. Actually, we have a lot for your mental delectation, have you noticed? This is the place to come for mental delectation, as a matter fact or even as a matter of fiction. You want mental delectation, haineshisway.com is the place for you and yours and your various and sundried pets.
Last night I did not watch a DVD. Last night I did not listen to a CD. Last night, I was on the Internet from the time I got home until the time I began my beauty sleep and whatnot. I was doing Very Important Things on the Internet. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?
Well, dear readers, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below and see what is awaiting in the next section for your mental delectation.
Well, as far as I can tell, there is absolutely nothing here for your mental delectation. Ah, well, every day a little death – oh, a Sondheim reference.
Have I mentioned that I was doing Very Important Things on the Internet? Have I mentioned that this week’s upcoming Unseemly Live Chat is on Sunday at six p.m.? We’ll have more details for you tomorrow and Sunday, Bloody, Sunday.
Has anyone noticed how short these paragraphs are? I’m keeping them short for your mental delectation and whatnot. I could write longer paragraphs, let’s make that perfectly clear right here and now and also right now and here. I could write paragraphs without end if I so chose, but I don’t so chose and therefore we will have nothing but short paragraphs except for this paragraph which has now, despite my best efforts, turned into a long paragraph. I hate when that happens.
Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must drive in my automobile, I must eat melon balls, I must drink many Diet Cokes and I must also drink several cups of actual water because I’ve been told that to do so is good for my system and whatnot. Today’s topic of discussion: If you could change one thing in your life for the better, what would it be? If that is too personal, our second topic is what is your favorite Michel Legrand song? I’ll start on the latter while you ponder the former – I love Michel Legrand, and I most especially love You Must Believe in Spring. Your turn and whatnot.