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December 4, 2002:

HELLO, I MUST BE GOING

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Well, dear readers, hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I have to say I must be going. Today I must direct a small shoot for our show – I must go to three count them three locations and it will take me all the livelong day to do so, and I don’t think we shall wrap before seven. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too? Frankly, I would much rather be in my cozy little editing bay but my services were needed and by jove I shall do my duty. I still haven’t been told if this Friday is my last day or not (will they wait until Friday to tell me?), so I haven’t been able to plan the following week at all and I must plan, oh, yes, I must plan. I must hie myself to New York, New York is what I must do and the time to book the flight is slip-sliding away, oh, yes, it is slip-sliding away. In any case, I just thought I’d say hello, I must be going.

You know, December is holiday time and I just thought I would crassly point out that we have lovely gifts here at haineshisway.com. Why, you can purchase t-shirts, and boxer shorts (very spiffy), and hats and coasters, not only for haineshisway.com but for The Broadway Radio Show, Benjamin Kritzer and The First Nudie Musical. It’s a veritable cornucopia of lovely gift ideas. And speaking of Benjamin Kritzer and The First Nudie Musical, you can still order signed copies of each for all your near and dear friends. After all, we must spread the word, oh, yes, we must spread the word. Payments can be made quite easily through paypal and if you are new to them they give you five dollars for signing up. Speaking of Benjamin Kritzer, I am going to Palm Springs a week from Saturday to do a signing at some fancy shmancy bookstore, so if anyone is around those parts, stop by. I’ll have complete information for you by the end of this week.

Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below because hello, I must be going.

Have I mentioned that I must be going? I have quite a lot to do – I must plan my shots, for example, oh, yes, I must plan my shots. We must have a variety of various and sundried shots. I must go over my interview questions. I must shave and shower so that I don’t skeeve the interviewees. After all, it is unseemly to skeeve the interviewees.

I watched the second to last episode of The Sopranos and I shall be sad when there is a six or eight month wait until the new season. It looks like the season finale will be most excellent and I can’t wait to see it.

Dear reader Craig has informed me that because he is out of town he cannot get the Max Preeo Unseemly Interview up before Friday afternoon. At the latest it will be up on Saturday morning. I shall keep you posted, oh, yes, I shall keep you posted.

Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must make video art, I must ask probing and searing questions, I must traverse the highways and the byways of this fine city. Today’s topic of discussion: It’s Ask BK Day, the day in which you get to ask me all your excellent questions. If you don’t have a question then you may post about anything that is on your mind. I want to see lots of posts when I get home from my hard day’s shooting, for I will be tired and I will need entertainment, and what is more entertaining than our dear reader’s posts. So, ask and post away, my pretties.

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