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May 3, 2003:

CUTE LITTLE PARGRAPHS AND THE ABATING RAIN

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Well, dear readers, it’s raining, it’s pouring, and the old man is snoring. It’s raining cats and dogs, not necessarily in that order. It has been pouring rain since late last night and I slept very well as I always do when it rains. But now I am up and I must write with vim and vigor because soon the cleaning lady will be here and she will give me the Evil Eye if I don’t vamoose or, at the very least, vamelk.

My bet is that as soon as I leave the house it will stop raining and I won’t get to drive around in the rain (carefully, of course) which I love doing. Damn them, damn them all to hell.

There are quite a few interesting DVDs coming out on Tuesday including several James Stewart/Anthony Mann westerns. I shall be picking up a few of them today and I will have a full report for you upon viewing them, oh, yes, I shall have a full report upon viewing them.

As it turns out, Gypsy has gotten some raves, some pans, and some neutrals – when I first saw the reviews I’d only seen the raves. Still, they are much better than expected.

Aren’t these cute little paragraphs? There so short and lively and sparkling in their own tiny way. Well, it’s Saturday, after all, and I feel that Saturday is a day for cute little paragraphs.

Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below so we can have some more cute little paragraphs in the next section.

These here notes are very straightforward today, aren’t they? That’s better than them being very straightbackward today or even very crookedforward. You see, you see, now that I’m almost ready to leave the rain seems to be abating.

Don’t forget, Monday is our Unseemly Live Chat, and tomorrow Donald will have a brand spanking new radio show up for your mental delectation.

Aren’t these cute little paragraphs, I ask again? They’re just perky, these paragraphs are. Perky paragraphs. Damn this rain for suddenly abating as I’m about to leave. I was going to go out and warble Singin’ in the Rain and now I shall have to go out and warble Singin’ in the Abating Fershluganah Rain. Damn them, damn them all to hell.

Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must drive around the city whilst the cleaning lady cleans and then I shall return like General MacArthur to check up on your perky posts. Today’s topic of discussion: Since I rarely see new movies, what are the last few new movies you’ve seen in the theaters and what did you think of them? Post away, my pretties, and I shall return. The rain, by the way (BTW, in Internet lingo) has totally stopped. Unbelievable. Oh, well, perhaps it will start up again soon.

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