Well, dear readers, I can’t remember what day it is. I woke up thinking it was Thursday, and yet it is Wednesday. This phenomenon is known as The Conundrum of the Mixed-Up Days. Yesterday, as most of you know, was Tuesday, hence today could not possibly be Thursday and yet, when I woke up, I thought it was Thursday. I’m now with it and I know that it is Wednesday even though I thought it was Thursday. I am now square, day-wise. What the hell am I talking about? Maybe we should have a story – perhaps The Randy Vicar and the Gopher Hole. Oh, that is a fine story.
So, the insanity of work turned out to be not so insane – in fact, the writer of the show simply addressed the notes he could, redid the script and on we go.
So, yesterday I found out that there was a certain message board on a certain site and that certain cretins on that message board were bashing our very own Juliana A. Hansen. By the time I found out about it (on another message board) the message board had been shut down, apparently forever, because of these rude cretins. A shame, as I was going to send everyone over there to teach these bashers a thing or two. One of them posted on another board and I was quite strong in my response to him. There is simply no reason on earth to bash our very own Juliana – she is far too nice, far too genuine, and far too sweet to be bashed by some bitter silly idiots. Beware, idiots, the eyes of haineshisway.com are upon you and we will not tolerate any bashing of our very own Juliana.
Even though it is already Wednesday (it is Wednesday, isn’t it?), I am looking forward to the weekend, although I may have to do some work on the new CD. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too? Do you realize that too too spelled backwards is oot oot? Where else can you get such interesting facts such as these?
Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below so we can see if there are any oot oot things on the other side.
I do believe that a new Juliana’s Journel entry went up on Monday night, so if you haven’t checked it out, please do so – and there will be a new entry going up tomorrow. We are all quite jiggy with the journal – or should it be that we are journal with the jiggy? Do you think Twiggy is jiggy? Is it really any biggie to be jiggy? Frankly, I get wiggy when I’m jiggy and vice versa. You know who is jiggy? Miss Piggy, that’s who’s jiggy. Some people are jiggy when they are smoking a ciggy, but ciggy’s are dangerous so don’t be jiggy with a ciggy. Does anyone have a clew as to what in hell I’m going on about?
Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must work, I must eat, I must write and whatnot. Today’s topic of discussion: What are your favorite forms of gambling? I do like to gamble occasionally – I adore poker of any kind, I like craps, I don’t love blackjack, but I do rather like the poker slot machines. Your turn, and don’t forget to post often so I can be entirely jiggy with reading matter.