What's your favorite excrementitious euphemism?
John G - I think we may be on the same wavelength. I just put this parody up (because of the review of the play "F***ing A"
Tune of Anything Goes
In Grandma’s days, the use of cussing
Would get the wrong kind of fussing
And plays would close – Now everyone goes
In years gone by, they’d even skewer
That word for dung or manure
By theater pros – Now everyone goes
Back then when you’d write a play
That was quite a play,
What you’d name the play
Made folks claim the play
Was just not a play
That was that hot a play
And business got the slows
But nowadays, press gets mistreated
When expletives get deleted
From names of shows – And everyone goes!
It's in the reader comments under this NY Times article
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/11/theater/suzan-lori-parks-scarlet-letter-signature-theater.html?mcubz=0