Monday night we watched Helsing. Too much CGI, too much disconnected plot, too little attention to the script. Some cute ideas, like Q as a Friar. Thank God for Hugh Jackman, who at least gave some punch to his lines, but Richard Roxburg chewed up every possible piece of digital scenery as Dracula.
My favorit part was the big production number at the end, where Jackman sang,
When my baby,
When my baby smiles at me, I to to Transyl-
Transylvania!
(Just kidding.)