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Re:SOMETHING I ATE DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME
« Reply #150 on: February 12, 2007, 11:49:50 AM »

Damn! I just hit the wrong key ...

You and some of last night's contestants.

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« Reply #151 on: February 12, 2007, 11:53:14 AM »

Spring is here -- I have the declutter bug.

I hope that the Good Lord doesn't do earthly de-cluttering :(

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« Reply #152 on: February 12, 2007, 11:55:39 AM »

Another vote for The Sandra Plate Eating Show

And, please, no "Ooops" segment!

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Re:SOMETHING I ATE DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME
« Reply #153 on: February 12, 2007, 11:57:49 AM »

RE: GREASE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT.

Do any of you get the feeling that Juliana will NOT be Sandy?  I don't think the judges like her.  I mean they don't dislike her.  But it's clear that most of them have their favorites.  And not once have any of them chosen her as their favorites.

Well she sure hasn't shown any "IT" at all. Lovely voice, pretty, girl, but where is the STAR?

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« Reply #154 on: February 12, 2007, 12:07:01 PM »

Bingo.  What's next?  "Arthur, you've eaten more meat than anyone in this room?"  "What is it, fish?"  "Sitting on my couch like so much fish?"  Excellent vibes?"  

In all fairnesss, "the site that shall not be named" is really a Harry Potter riff.

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« Reply #155 on: February 12, 2007, 12:08:57 PM »

I'll definitely make sure that I don't through away all my important papers.

Good idea. Lack of papers is an impediment to adoption, showing, and breeding.

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« Reply #156 on: February 12, 2007, 12:08:57 PM »

Songs from the 1940's that I liked and remember from my childhood:

Buttons and Bows - Dinah Shore
I'm looking Over a Four Leaf Clover - Art Mooney
Nature Boy - Nat King Cole
That Lucky Old Sun - Frankie Laine
Woody Woodpecker - Kay Kyser
Manana - Peggy Lee
All I  Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones
Temptation - Red Ingle
Riders In The Sky - Vaughn Monroe
Crusing Down the River - Russ Morgan
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« Reply #157 on: February 12, 2007, 12:25:46 PM »


Talking Potties

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It's not the Booze Talking: Urinals in New Mexico Deliver Message
Monday , February 12, 2007

New Mexico is taking its fight against drunken driving to men's restrooms around the state.

The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.

"Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks?" a female voice says a few seconds after an approaching male sets off a motion sensor in the device. "It's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home."


Imagine the "Write a Jingle for the Johnny" contest!

Take it away, Fred.

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« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2007, 12:28:55 PM »

Songs from the 1940's that I liked and remember from my childhood:

Buttons and Bows - Dinah Shore
I'm looking Over a Four Leaf Clover - Art Mooney
Nature Boy - Nat King Cole
That Lucky Old Sun - Frankie Laine
Woody Woodpecker - Kay Kyser
Manana - Peggy Lee
All I  Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones
Temptation - Red Ingle
Riders In The Sky - Vaughn Monroe
Crusing Down the River - Russ Morgan


Most of us who had childhoods in the 40's can remember them well. Remembering last week is another matter!

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(I actually typed "remembering last wee" - which made sense as well)
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« Reply #159 on: February 12, 2007, 12:35:05 PM »

oh so true!
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« Reply #160 on: February 12, 2007, 12:48:35 PM »

{{{{Elmore}}}} hang in there.  Prayers, vibes, marimba's etc coming your way.
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« Reply #161 on: February 12, 2007, 12:50:33 PM »

These are the official holidays for the USPS:  (So there should be mail today - but this obviously depends on if your postal carrier ate something that didn't agree with them!)

    * Monday, January 1 - New Year's Day
    * Monday, January 15 - Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday
    * Monday, February 19 - Washington's Birthday (President's Day)
    * Monday, May 28 - Memorial Day
    * Wednesday, July 4 - Independence Day
    * Monday, September 3 - Labor Day
    * Monday, October 8 - Columbus Day
    * Monday, November 12 - Veterans Day Observed
    * Thursday, November 22 - Thanksgiving Day
    * Tuesday, December 25 - Christmas Day
    * Tuesday, January 1, 2008 - New Year's Day


My mail carrier must have chronic indigestion. :)

Seriously, after years of complaining about horrible mail delivery, I learned that my area received some sort of award for superior service!!! I couldn't believe it.  The standards here seem to be far lower than what I was used to in California. Maybe California's changed as well. I will say that our standard mail carriers are pleasant and friendly, even if they do get our mail mixed up a lot.
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« Reply #162 on: February 12, 2007, 12:51:24 PM »

Tech for Pippin was way too slow.  It seems that someone (I'm not sure who, perhaps the stage manager) hadn't done their homework.  It reminds me of Meryl Streep's line in "The Devil Wears Prada" --- "Move at a glacial pace, you know how that excites me"  
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« Reply #163 on: February 12, 2007, 12:55:09 PM »

SOMETHING TO OFFEND AMUSE EVERYONE



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« Reply #164 on: February 12, 2007, 01:05:42 PM »

DR Jeanne, I too liked TIPPING THE VELVET, and if you haven't read the novel, you might enjoy it as well.  The ending is different in the novel but equally satisfying.  I caught a bit of THE FINGERSMITH on BBC and it also looks quite interesting.


Thanks for your feedback, DR ELMORE. The special features included an interview with Sarah Waters, author of the book, and Andrew Davies, my favorite adaptation screenwriter, but they didn't mention that the ending had changed. I did see FINGERSMITH. Nice, but not as much depth as TTV. How could a person not love those two lovely ladies dressed as boys? (And I'm straight!)
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« Reply #165 on: February 12, 2007, 01:07:25 PM »

Oh, my, this is so funny (and accurate):

March of the Librarians

And DH Richard and I will be part of the next biennial migration, in late June, to Washington, DC!
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« Reply #166 on: February 12, 2007, 01:09:54 PM »

It doesn't matter to me how long it takes for me to get something, as long as I get it...so I'll almost always go for the cheaper price.  Of the DVDs that I've purchased, there have been a few (very few) cases where Amazon has lower prices.  

As for what used to be DeepDiscountCD.com, about half of the orders that I've placed with them were cancelled without any notification to me!  I would place an order and everything would be fine, but then they would never take my money.  I'd go and check on the order status and it would say "Complete"...I'd go into the specific order and everything would show $0.  And that would be it.  Nothing else. :P So, I rarely ever ordered from DeepDiscountCD.com, but the DVD side was great.  Hopefully, now that they've combined and have a lot of other items (posters, storage, etc.) the DVDs will still be fine and the CDs will be better. :-\

Thanks for the heads-up, GEORGE. I buy from Amazon all the time, but was thinking about trying DeepDiscountDVD. Now I may stick with Amazon. I really haven't had many problems with them. And, like you, I don't mind waiting a bit.
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« Reply #167 on: February 12, 2007, 01:12:12 PM »

TOD

Zip-a-dee Doo-Dah

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I, too, love Zip-a-dee-Doo-Dah. I once gave someone the Barbara Cook Disney album as a gift. I think they thought I was bonkers, but there's so much great much there!
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« Reply #168 on: February 12, 2007, 01:13:30 PM »

God Bless America (Kate Smith)

I sued to listen to the Kate Smith Show every week during the War.

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Der Brucer, your typos are getting more interesting. Are you trying to tell us something?
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« Reply #169 on: February 12, 2007, 01:16:11 PM »

Last night's Grease show was a primer on frumppery.

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(not to mention that nightmare thing that looked like an Audrey II reject for "Buenos Aires")


Am I missing something by not watching the GREASE show? I thought I was getting a blow-by-blow description right here on HHW. :)
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« Reply #170 on: February 12, 2007, 01:19:53 PM »

And, please, no "Ooops" segment!

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Toilet humor is quite popular, you know.
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« Reply #171 on: February 12, 2007, 01:21:21 PM »

Am I missing something by not watching the GREASE show? I thought I was getting a blow-by-blow description right here on HHW. :)

The music is not near as comment worthy as the fashions, or lack thereof! Costumes definitely done by some other piece of Edith's anatomy than Head.

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« Reply #172 on: February 12, 2007, 01:26:03 PM »


Talking Potties

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« Reply #173 on: February 12, 2007, 01:29:01 PM »

The music is not near as comment worthy as the fashions, or lack thereof! Costumes definitely done by some other piece of Edith's anatomy than Head.

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Just call me a frump or old-fashioned, but that's what I think of so much that passes for fashion these days. "You mean you were trying to look NICE?" Sorry. Just not my thing.
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« Reply #174 on: February 12, 2007, 01:29:44 PM »

Toilet humor is quite popular, you know.

I have 6 & 9 years old Grandsons - tell me about it!
(And their Mother is all upset because the school offers Scholatic Publishing's "Captain Underpants" books; she want's to censor Cartoon Network cartoons that have bodily function jokes! - of course it's OK for her to watch Law and Order and other grisly shows with the kids in the room, go figure - throat slashing is fine, but no fart jokes!)

Grandpa got in deep do-do for introducing them to Elton John's "The Bitch is Back".

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« Reply #175 on: February 12, 2007, 01:32:24 PM »

I have 6 & 9 years old Grandsons - tell me about it!

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I was thinking of some adults I know. Toilet humor is ALL they know.
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« Reply #176 on: February 12, 2007, 01:33:07 PM »

As BK would say, where else on the Internet would you read this?

Well BK is most tolerant of an occasional "off-topic" post :D

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« Reply #177 on: February 12, 2007, 01:34:54 PM »

I was thinking of some adults I know. Toilet humor is ALL they know.

It wouldn't be so bad if it was, in fact "toilet humor",  it's usually just "toilet talk".

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« Reply #178 on: February 12, 2007, 01:41:55 PM »

While at UCLA, I took a class in non-western theatre. Quite interesting. As some H/Ks may know, in Bali the same themes and characters are used over and over in their shadow puppet plays. They don't look for newness; they revel in old favorites. And there's one character, whose name I don't recall, who farts whenever he gets excited. The class really made me think about western forms of entertainment, particularly TV, and what western audiences seem to expect and value.
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« Reply #179 on: February 12, 2007, 01:44:41 PM »

It wouldn't be so bad if it was, in fact "toilet humor",  it's usually just "toilet talk".

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