Took a long walk and ended up having fat-free frozen yogurt with peanut butter cup topping. I ate about half of it then wanted to vomit on the ground. But, most people coming out of the yogurt place, all these little fashion-deficit young girls with their ass cracks hanging out of their low jeans (with THICK belts - that's the new thing now - THICK ugly belts, usually gold) were coming out with medium and large-sized cups of multi-flavored yogurts - medium is 16oz and large is 20oz. I had the small and half of that was too damned much. These kids today, I tell you. And the conversations one overhears - I know kids of every generation were stupid, but not like I see and hear today. I believe the kids of today (not ALL kids, just most) have hit a nadir, and I think we can blame it all on too much easy money from mom and dad, too many cell phones, too much Internet, and too much ME ME ME. I tell you, it's nauseating - nauseating to me at fifty-seven, just as it would have been nauseating to me at eighteen.
Smoke on your pipe and put that in.