Topic: LEGALLY BLONDE (Read 28575 times)

FJL · « **Reply #270 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:38:20 PM »

And one for Maria

JMK · « **Reply #271 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:41:09 PM »

Quote from: FJL on November 04, 2007, 07:38:05 PM

Now that parody made no sense

It actually made perfect sense to me, which is probably frightening.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #272 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:41:30 PM »

And changing gears for a bit, here are the two new "Jane Banks", Alexandra Berro and Lila Coogan:

And as of last week, they have both made their Broadway debuts!

JMK · « **Reply #273 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:42:14 PM »

There was a touring company of WSS here a few years ago. At the climax, the gun didn't fire. He tried again--nothing. So he threw the gun at Tony (no joke). Tony fell down. Punchline: sound effect of gun firing about 2 seconds later.

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #274 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:44:03 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on November 04, 2007, 07:41:30 PM

And changing gears for a bit, here are the two new "Jane Banks", Alexandra Berro and Lila Coogan:

And as of last week, they have both made their Broadway debuts!

Two Cuties

FJL · « **Reply #275 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:45:22 PM »

TALE OF TWO CUTIES - my new novel about kids who are as cute as the dickens

S. Woody White · « **Reply #276 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:47:07 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on November 04, 2007, 07:33:29 PM

...Well, he did say I was his boyfriend now.

Just like Jose, always eating!

JMK · « **Reply #277 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:47:37 PM »

Could one of you answer him, I'm going to watch The Amazing Race department:

In God I Trust For My Help,From David Williams

Room Bp 1025 Angree Djibi Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

Phone +225-08551131

Attn Dearest

Permit me to inform you my heart desire for a business relationship with
you. I got your contact when I was searching for a foreign partner here in
Abidjan republic of Cote D'Ivoire on my search for honest and reliable
person.

I prayed over it and decided to confide in you because your integrity and
educational background. I am Mr. David Williams, (22 years old), the only
son of late Dr and Mrs. kumba Williams. My father was a very wealthy
Gold/Diamond dealer in Freetown, the economic capital of Sierra Leone.

My father was poisoned to death by his close business associates on one
of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was 5 years old
and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my
father on match 19th 2006, in a private hospital in Freetown, he secretly
called me by his bed side and told me of a deposit of 26 million united state
dollars (Twenty Six MILLION DOLLARS) he concealed in a SECURITY
COMPANY in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire on the 2nd of JANUARY 2005 that he
used my name been the only son as the next of kin when he deposited the
money. the FUND WAS concealed IN TRUNK box as "family valuables and
precious items".My father used this method to deposit the boxes safely
through a diplomatic channel. They security company has no knowladge
about the content of the Box.

He warned me that because of enemy that he was poisoned by his close
associates. He also advised me to seek for an honest foreigner in a
country of my choice those associates will not hurt me as they have
succeeded in poisoning him and as at that time he don't know the faith of
his sickness but he has been very weak and was considering if he will
survive or not.

For your information, it has been difficult to know who is an honest
person to assist me in this transaction, and for me to continue silent over
looking for assistance while my money is in the in Security Company, i
decided to make a try from you,

I arrived here (ABIDJAN) in a nearby country not quite long ago, since my
uncle wants to kill me because of this certificate of deposit as he have
succeeded in collecting all my father's property left with this one only.
They continuously mal-treated me, and have made life very unbearable for
me. Only to get the deposit certificate from me, because he found the
deposit from the WILL my father made when the illness was too much and
he included the deposit in the Abidjan. He has succeeded in getting every
other property in Freetown, Sierra Leone.

The wife have serve me a delicious poisoned rice meal last time, but for
the Divine mercy the daughter secretly whispered to me not to eat the
meal, I wasted the meal to the bin only to find two dead rat on the bin the
following morning and that made me to run away immediately.

And I don't want to stay long here since I know nobody or much money to
pay for hotel bill.I honourably seek your assistance in the following ways:

1.To stand as my late father's foreign partner since my late father
deposited it to be claim by his foreign partner and no name was mentioned,

2.To help me come over to your country to further my education. Please
my Intention is not to disturb your Peace, but because l am sincerely in
need,And desperately need a solution before my life is wasted because
there is war in this country also. Among all, the most important thing is
for you to be aiding me as parent who will be directing my entire affair in
your country.Lastly, you will promise me that you will not betray or deny
me if this my money gets into your bank account in your country.

I am ready to offer you 25% of the total money for your help. But if may be
you are not in better position to help. Please let me know. So that I can
look for another helper. I am with the certificate of deposit upon demand. I
will show you. if acpected forward me your full informations such as
telephone and fax number,a copy of your id,your full address to enable me
submitted it the security company so that they will release and shipp the
trunk box you,Looking forward for your kind reply soonest and May God
bless you.

Call me fore more information Phone +225-08551131.

Please reply only on the following email address for security reason.
(david_williams1@mixmail.com)

Yours. Sincerely.

David Williams.

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #278 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:48:08 PM »

Thank You Jose for your roving camera and the wonderful snaps along the way.

FJL · « **Reply #279 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:50:05 PM »

As my grandma used to say, in god we trust, everyone else pays cash.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #280 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:51:11 PM »

...And I could not believe how crowded the gym was this morning! -Yes, I finally made it back to the gym - although, I really only was "away" for two days. In any case...

There were lots of people at the gym this morning, and a lot of them thought it was social hour. I was trying to go through my resistance circuit, but each time I got to a machine, someone was just lazing away... Talking with their personal trainer... From the gym! One woman just kept sitting on one machine - I think she was there for at least 20 minutes - so I just went ahead and skipped that machine for the moment. Of course, when I came back, she was still "working out"... while she was talking with her trainer. Grrrrr... She was asking him just how much weight she should be using and how many reps... "Oh.. OK... Well, let me adjust the pin, and I'll start again." -Of course, after sitting on that machine for more than 20 minutes, well... -Excuse me, are you done yet? If you're resting between sets, could we just switch off?. -Oh... Well, you want to use this machine? You know that that one does the same thing... No it doesn't... (And if her trainer was really paying attention to her, well...)... But I did eventually get my workout finished, and then it was back home for quick breakfast and shower before heading to my meeting...

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #281 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:51:11 PM »

Love LATERS Straight From The Heart.

Laters

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #282 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:53:47 PM »

Well, it looks like things are falling into place for Thommie Walsh's memorial. There are still a bunch of details to be finalized, but the lists have been made... And now I have some practicing to do.

S. Woody White · « **Reply #283 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:57:56 PM »

All I will say about Next Iron Chef (for now) is that there are now just two chefs left in the competition.

And I'm about ready to sack out.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #284 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:59:28 PM »

One thing that was shared at today's meeting were a set of Commandments that Thommie Walsh had delivered to the graduating class of Auburn (NY) High School, his hometown alma mater. And now I share them with you:

Quote

1. People are unreasonable, illogical and self centered.
LOVE THEM ANYWAY!

2. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
DO GOOD ANYWAY!

3. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
SUCCEED ANYWAY!

4. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
DO GOOD ANYWAY!

5. Honesty and frankness makes you vulnerable.
BE HONEST AND FRANK ANYWAY!

6. The biggest men with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men with the smallest minds.
THINK BIG ANYWAY!

7. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
FIGHT FOR SOME UNDERDOGS ANYWAY!

8. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
BUILD ANYWAY!

9. People really need help but may attack you if you help them.
HELP PEOPLE ANYWAY!

10. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
GIVE THE WORLD THE BEST YOU'VE GOT ANYWAY!

BELIEVE IN YOURSELVES!
ALWAYS.
THOMMIE WALSH

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #285 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:02:07 PM »

Hmmm... BK - That chocolate goodie sounds really good! Can you find out if he does mail order?

*Of course, now I'm craving the Chocolate-Covered Grapes from Dinstuhl's in Memphis, TN.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #286 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:03:39 PM »

Quote from: td on November 04, 2007, 06:17:18 AM

On the subject of "Meadowlark," and I know we've been down this road before, just HOW MANY RECORDINGS ARE THERE of this song? a
Are there more than the nineteen or twenty listed at allmusic dot com?

I believe DR George may have the answer to that question. Or maybe even DR Matthew. I forget.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #287 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:05:38 PM »

As for favorite cinematic Free-For-Alls...

That big pie fight in that movie who's title I can't remember right now.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #288 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:07:43 PM »

Quote from: bk on November 04, 2007, 12:44:44 PM

I had a couple of bite-size Almond Joys for energy.

And then just a few posts later...

Quote from: bk on November 04, 2007, 12:45:30 PM

I'm going to be a very good boy today, food-wise, and tomorrow as well.

Hmmm....

Edisaurus · « **Reply #289 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:08:33 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on November 04, 2007, 08:05:38 PM

As for favorite cinematic Free-For-Alls...

That big pie fight in that movie who's title I can't remember right now.

BLAZING SADDLES?

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #290 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:08:52 PM »

Laters is actually Tomorrow-The Day before the Night of The Big Event.

Night

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #291 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:10:09 PM »

DR DearReaderLaura - I'm sure you're the answer to a lot of prayers every day.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #292 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:11:13 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on November 04, 2007, 08:08:33 PM

BLAZING SADDLES?

I'm not sure I'd qualify that scene as a pie fight. A free-for-all, yes,but not a pie fight.

Matt H. · « **Reply #293 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:13:28 PM »

Quote from: singdaw on November 04, 2007, 05:58:53 PM

I don't think I will ever buy an HDTV unless I can afford someone to install and calibrate it for me.

I would charge you the same fee that I have charged everyone else I've helped with this: zip!

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #294 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:13:32 PM »

DR elmore - Good to hear that you sort of enjoyed Yank!. And I really do hope your stress level subsides soon. ~~~~~

Jennifer · « **Reply #295 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:14:47 PM »

THE AMAZING RACE also started on time here. I guess it wouldn't have been a big deal. But I like watching it at 8pm (especially with the time change).

I can't wait to discuss it tomorrow!

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #296 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:14:59 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on November 04, 2007, 08:11:13 PM

I'm not sure I'd qualify that scene as a pie fight. A free-for-all, yes,but not a pie fight.

IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD?

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #297 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:15:04 PM »

Quote from: S. Woody White on November 04, 2007, 05:21:51 PM

Last night, at the par-tay that der Brucer and I attended, a number of the guests kept looking at me and asking "Where do I know you from?" I told them that I work at the supermarket, same as Joe (one of the hosts), at which they would say "Oh, YES!" and then would tell der B about how nice I am. Der B just rolled his eyes and nodded politely.

Well... I wonder what the other party guests are now saying about DR DerBrucer.

Matt H. · « **Reply #298 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:16:38 PM »

Steve seems to be a very tall man (and very sexy, too).

Jennifer · « **Reply #299 on:** November 04, 2007, 08:17:24 PM »

I will also watch the NEXT IRON CHEF (although probably tomorrow).
Although i think you said we are a few episodes behind you. I"m really enjoying this. Hopefully i won't find out who gets eliminated and who wins before it airs (here)!

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