...And while we were chatting up by the Port Authority, a very tall and imposing man came up to the truck... "Hey, I heard you threw some ice cream on someone!"... Then he flashed a badge. A police badge. He turned out to be an undercover cop.
I haven't thrown anything on anyone."Are you sure? We just got the call." -Then another cop came up. More badge flashing.
-I've been talking with him for the past 20 minutes, and he's done nothing.
"Well, someone said they saw you throw ice cream on someone."
You can ask the pizza guy over there. He's been watching me all night. Nothing's happened.That's when the cops started laughing.
"You're OK, guy. Just making sure you're doing all right tonight."
Whew!And, actually, it was funny. And the cops were cute too.
