Well, what started as a routine and easy DirectTV installation turned into the afternoon from hell as I attempted to configure it correctly to my HDTV and VCR/DVD combo unit. The installer it turns out had his head fairly far up his rectal cavity and had left me with a completely misinstalled system (not the dish itself, just the way the box was hooked up to the TV). But I got a great African American (

) lady named Martika, who lived in Oklahoma (we had a looooong phone call, got to know each other quite well, LOL) and together we figured it out. It turns out I am only the 2nd person in the nation to get their brand new upgraded HD receiver, which is MPEG4 or somesuch verbiage. And it took awhile to work through all the menus, which were new to her and most defnitely new to me. But I finally have hundreds of channels, many of which are in HD.
I was so bothered by the installer's incompetence that I actually got up on the roof (ooh, a Carole King reference) to check to make sure he had at least bolted the dish in firmly. Which he had.
