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François

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« Reply #300 on: December 23, 2006, 07:22:10 PM »

My mother has been playing Christmas Cd's ALL DAY!!!!!!!!

I about to sit down and watch Apocalypse Now...a movie I have never seen sadly!

Merry night before the night before Christmas!

Apocalypse Now!!

The perfect movie for the Season!!

A season in hell-y-copter!
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FJL

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« Reply #301 on: December 23, 2006, 07:22:19 PM »

That joke, however faulty, just towers over all others.
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François

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« Reply #302 on: December 23, 2006, 07:23:13 PM »

Another page, another season for making whoopee!
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FJL

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« Reply #303 on: December 23, 2006, 07:24:03 PM »

My cantor used to sing that.
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François

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« Reply #304 on: December 23, 2006, 07:26:28 PM »

I think Cinders used to wear a Faulty yoke to the well and hence spill the water.

One more crack out of you and the yoke's on you, Mr Egg!

(From the defunct "Kitchen Kabaret" show of the Land Pavilion at Epcot!)
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François

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« Reply #305 on: December 23, 2006, 07:28:02 PM »

My cantor used to sing that.

You mean Eddie Menuhin?! ;)
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FJL

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« Reply #306 on: December 23, 2006, 07:29:49 PM »

Francois - i cheddar to think of it (another Kitchen Kabaret reference)
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François

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« Reply #307 on: December 23, 2006, 07:30:14 PM »

That joke, however faulty, just towers over all others.

I got it! No need to YELL at me! ;)

I'm not Spanish!
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François

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« Reply #308 on: December 23, 2006, 07:31:24 PM »

Francois - i cheddar to think of it (another Kitchen Kabaret reference)

You know the show! I cheddar guessed!
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Tomovoz

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« Reply #309 on: December 23, 2006, 07:34:03 PM »

Can you switch from cheese to bread jokes before the day goes awry.
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
James Thurber 1957

FJL

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« Reply #310 on: December 23, 2006, 07:35:17 PM »

Only if it's levin'd bread - pray for Rosemary's bagel
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François

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« Reply #311 on: December 23, 2006, 07:35:26 PM »


Kitchen Kabaret:

from: http://www.allearsnet.com/tp/ep/kitchen.htm

This musical comedy starred a host of characters who touted good nutrition facts through musical song and dance, courtesy of the Kitchen Krackpot band (featuring Audio-Animatronic containers of mayonnaise, mustard and barbecue sauce). The band opened the first of six acts with "Chase Those Mealtime Blues Away," followed by a giant refrigerator that revealed Mr. Dairy Goods and his three Stars of the Milky Way: Miss Cheese (a Mae West type), Miss Yogurt (with a French accent) and Miss Ice Cream (a la Pearl Bailey). These stars taught us all about dairy foods.

Next up were the Cereal Sisters: Mairzy Oats, Rennie Rice and Connie Corn, singing "Boogie Woogie Bakery Boy," like the Andrews Sisters. The Hamm n' Eggz performed a vaudeville-style comedy routine about protein. The Colander Combo and Fiesta Fruits introduced Latin rhythms about vegetables. The last act was the entire group of animated characters reminding everyone the importance of a balanced diet.

"Proper foods each time you dine,
Can keep you fit and feelin' fine.
Eating right's a healthy sign,
And feelin' good makes each day shine and shine."

The Kitchen Kabaret opened October 1, 1982 and closed January 3, 1994.
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« Reply #312 on: December 23, 2006, 07:37:11 PM »

Colin thinks you are a sandwich short of a picnic JFL!
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
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François

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« Reply #313 on: December 23, 2006, 07:37:41 PM »

Can you switch from cheese to bread jokes before the day goes awry.

Only with Blair can we switch!
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FJL

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« Reply #314 on: December 23, 2006, 07:37:51 PM »

So strange, my steady weight gain started in January 1994, when Kitchen Kabaret klosed.
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« Reply #315 on: December 23, 2006, 07:39:17 PM »

That maybe an egg sandwich with the yolks spread to thin.  He has no sense of style (but he does do nearly all the cooking).
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
James Thurber 1957

FJL

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« Reply #316 on: December 23, 2006, 07:39:44 PM »

Tomovoz - Interesting, The Picnic Papers is one of my all-time fave musicals - wonderful rolls in that.
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François

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« Reply #317 on: December 23, 2006, 07:39:49 PM »

Colin thinks you are a sandwich short of a picnic JFL!

Yes, but he sure does not look like Kim! Not to the slicetest!
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« Reply #318 on: December 23, 2006, 07:41:04 PM »

What good is kooking alone in your room?
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
James Thurber 1957

François

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« Reply #319 on: December 23, 2006, 07:42:43 PM »

So strange, my steady weight gain started in January 1994, when Kitchen Kabaret klosed.

You should be more kohsious with your diet!
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« Reply #320 on: December 23, 2006, 07:42:59 PM »

I used to watch and enjoy Mr Novac. and It may have been Kim who took the earlier mentioned candle (with the books and the bells responsible for the loss of angel hair)
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
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« Reply #321 on: December 23, 2006, 07:44:49 PM »

Good practise for you François- with so few French words starting with "K".  K Sera.?
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
James Thurber 1957

François

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« Reply #322 on: December 23, 2006, 07:47:59 PM »

Good practise for you François- with so few French words starting with "K".  K Sera.?

K, K, K, Katie!
Beautiful Katie!
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François

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« Reply #323 on: December 23, 2006, 07:49:45 PM »

Good practise for you François- with so few French words starting with "K".  K Sera.?

This is kompletely korrect, even though I did not have a klue I was writing in French so far! :D
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Tomovoz

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« Reply #324 on: December 23, 2006, 07:53:05 PM »

Well it's not English!
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
James Thurber 1957

FJL

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« Reply #325 on: December 23, 2006, 07:54:46 PM »

KAYE SERAT SERAT - these things do not belong together
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« Reply #326 on: December 23, 2006, 07:55:19 PM »

Of course the French don't care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly. (AJL)

Grammarians would pronouns it properly.
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
James Thurber 1957

François

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« Reply #327 on: December 23, 2006, 07:55:57 PM »


I wonder how we write Ku Klux Klan in French!!
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Tomovoz

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« Reply #328 on: December 23, 2006, 07:56:39 PM »

On my way to 10,000!
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
James Thurber 1957

FJL

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« Reply #329 on: December 23, 2006, 07:56:47 PM »

By rights he should be taken out and hung

(sorry, another Barrowman reference)
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