An ode for Boo-key and Miss Karen, to be sung to the fabricating other party:
Police navidad, police navidad, police navidad
That you didn't call the cops is odd
Police navidad, police navidad, police navidad
Though he didn't hit your car too hod
We wanna wish you a %$#@ Christmas
We wanna wish you a %$#@ Christmas
We wanna wish you a %$#@ Christmas
So you think you're so darn smart
We wanna wish you a %$#@ Christmas
We wanna wish you a %$#@ Christmas
We wanna wish you a %$#@ Christmas
You're a lying, cheating tart