BK mentioned the other day that he's been after me to move back to LA--"I'll give you a knuckle sandwich if you don't get your butt cheeks back to LA where they belong!" in BK-speak. This has gone on for some time. I told him I had a few projects to finish up here on the East Coast. But BK is not known for his patience. In fact, I woke up one morning to some commotion outside. I looked out the window and lo and behold there was a FOR SALE sign on my house and people queueing up for an Open House! And me still in my jammies! Oh, dear!
My butt cheeks seem to be in great demand in LA. As for the rest of me--the non-butt-cheeks part (NBC)--well, that part is still deliberating. "Perhaps we'll just stay here in the East." Now, if my butt cheeks are in LA and the rest of me stays here, does that make me bicoastal? Bicorporal? Bi________??? And, once in LA, will my butt cheeks will need a place to live. Will they be able to get a reduction in rent? After all, it's only my butt cheeks. You see, I have much to ponder.