Topic: THE X-RATED GEESE (Read 31674 times)

Jay · « **Reply #240 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:23:16 PM »

I am hearing Handel's The Messiah this evening, Dear Readers, as performed by the Pasadena Symphony and the Los Angeles Master Chorale. The big news is that the performance is at the Ambassador Auditorium, in my home town of Pasadena, California. This is a hall that, it is said, has absolutely marvelous accoustics. It served as a very popular concert venue for all the top names in classical music and pop music from about 1984 to 1994, at which time it was closed to the public when it was acquired by the Worldwide Church of God. The hall changed hands recently (a different church now owns it) and this Messiah performance is the first of several musical events that have been announced to be held there.

François de Paris · « **Reply #241 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:23:31 PM »

Quote from: td on December 18, 2004, 06:19:18 PM

As much as we all love cake, I preferred it when the Weather Girls sang about a different kind of rainfall.

What about "beefcake" then, td!

The best of both sides, hey?

td · « **Reply #242 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:23:38 PM »

Do you read what I read IS NOT, I repeat, IS NOT one of the verses to a particular chanson de Noel. (Not even DR Noel).

François de Paris · « **Reply #243 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:24:18 PM »

New page!

Beefcake Walk is in order!

Danise · « **Reply #244 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:27:01 PM »

I'm working on it!

Jay · « **Reply #245 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:27:58 PM »

Quote from: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:21:33 PM

TCB!
td!

Do YOU read what I read here??!

You see, Dear Reader Elmore 3003, Oh yes you did! and I wasn't the only one to notice.

Of course, the quotation begs the issue of why I have not ascended into Dear Reader Francois' little club comprised of Dear Readers TCB and td. I thought my double entendre retort (the first and the only, at least as of this moment, by the way) would have warranted such inclusion.

François de Paris · « **Reply #246 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:28:14 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:17:11 PM

That's not what I said!

NO!

That's what WE wish you had! Us, perverts! -- I'm speaking for myself!!

Michael · « **Reply #247 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:30:34 PM »

Well I have my first twenty minutes or so of my new play done. I had one of my friendly neighborhood actors read it and so far so good.

This is something totally new that I started today and was really inspired. The other play although I think a great idea in my opinion would not fill out an evening's entertainment.

The inspiration for the new play came from a song that BK has recorded on three different albums, but sung by two different different people.

Michael · « **Reply #248 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:31:40 PM »

Dr Elmore:

Things are getting better. Starting next week I only have to see my chiropatric doctor once a week. The constant pains are not all that constant any more.

Danise · « **Reply #249 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:33:36 PM »

I'm still new to this....

This is the best I could do.

Not exactly "beefcake" but you better say nice things about Santa!

bk · « **Reply #250 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:33:42 PM »

Photobucket is fine. How many sites on all the Internet are there where you can read such a sentence? None.

François de Paris · « **Reply #251 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:34:23 PM »

Quote from: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:27:58 PM

You see, Dear Reader Elmore 3003, Oh yes you did! and I wasn't the only one to notice.

Of course, the quotation begs the issue of why I have not ascended into Dear Reader Francois' little club comprised of Dear Readers TCB and td. I thought my double entendre retort (the first and the only, at least as of this moment, by the way) would have warranted such inclusion.

Sorry, Jay!

I forgot you ALSO belonged to the exclusive and private HHW Naughty Mind Club!

Oh.... btw, you need to renew your Mindbership for 2005!

Of course, Tomovoz remains President at large!

François de Paris · « **Reply #252 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:38:24 PM »

Quote from: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:27:58 PM

You see, Dear Reader Elmore 3003, Oh yes you did! and I wasn't the only one to notice.

Of course, the quotation begs the issue of why I have not ascended into Dear Reader Francois' little club comprised of Dear Readers TCB and td. I thought my double entendre retort (the first and the only, at least as of this moment, by the way) would have warranted such inclusion.

Also, Jay!

I hadn't read your retort before I posted and the way you phrased your double entendre is much better than mine!

Danise · « **Reply #253 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:39:54 PM »

Quote from: bk on December 18, 2004, 06:33:42 PM

Photobucket is fine. How many sites on all the Internet are there where you can read such a sentence? None.

Yay! Now I know how to do gifs!

François de Paris · « **Reply #254 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:40:03 PM »

Quote from: bk on December 18, 2004, 06:33:42 PM

Photobucket is fine. How many sites on all the Internet are there where you can read such a sentence? None.

It could also be: fotobucket is phine, but that would be too unseemly, wouldn't it?

François de Paris · « **Reply #255 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:42:02 PM »

Quote from: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:39:54 PM

Yay! Now I know how to do gifs!

You meant "gifs", Danise, right?
Gifs...hmmmm....(not... figs!)

Now... I'm afraid HHW is NOT family friendly anymore!

Danise · « **Reply #256 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:45:24 PM »

***blush***

elmore3003 · « **Reply #257 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:46:00 PM »

Quote from: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:27:58 PM

You see, Dear Reader Elmore 3003, Oh yes you did! and I wasn't the only one to notice.

DRJay, Honi soit qui mal y pense!

Now, let's talk art: who's singing in MESSIAH? Complete work? I haven't heard a performance since Tanglewood, 1973, the Boston Symphony conducted by Sir Colin Davis with Benita Valente and other singers I've long forgotten. John Shirley Quirk may have been the bass.

Jay · « **Reply #258 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:46:00 PM »

Any fans of the Capitol Steps here? And their Lirty Dies?

One of my favorites involved Dincess Priana (defore she bied) and her little affair. The Capitol Steps' line was "someone phook a toto. And a tideovape."

Of course, Clill Binton was president at the time, and we still celebrated the American lay of wife.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #259 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:48:51 PM »

Quote from: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:46:00 PM

Of course, Clill Binton was president at the time, and we still celebrated the American lay of wife.

Always turning over a new page!

Jay · « **Reply #260 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:50:25 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:46:00 PM

Now, let's talk art: who's singing in MESSIAH? Complete work? I haven't heard a performance since Tanglewood, 1973, the Boston Symphony conducted by Sir Colin Davis with Benita Valente and other singers I've long forgotten. John Shirley Quirk may have been the bass.

Not sure which edition--nor to what degree of completeness--will be played tonight. The soloists are:

Rodney Gilfry, BASS [sic]
Suzanna Guzmán, MEZZO SOPRANO
Elissa Johnston, SOPRANO
Randall Bills, Tenor

elmore3003 · « **Reply #261 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:50:25 PM

Not sure which edition--nor to what degree of completeness--will be played tonight. The soloists are:

Rodney Gilfry, BASS [sic]
Suzanna Guzmán, MEZZO SOPRANO
Elissa Johnston, SOPRANO
Randall Bills, Tenor

No TENORS to be had, not even for ready money? Who's conducting?

Panni · « **Reply #262 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:52:27 PM »

Whew! A lot of posts to catch up on. I smell over 300 posts tonight. (Mint with a touch of garlic.)
I still for the life of me can't remember who the Joi Lansing type well-racked blonde actress was that I doubled for as a very young actress in an episode of a schlocky Canadian-American TV show. (We were around the same height and had somewhat the same coloring. The resemblance ended there bigtime.) In the same show, I played a nurse when not doubling for the buxom blonde. Unbeknownst to me, lit a certain way, my nurse's uniform became a see through number. I was quite flattered that the handsome star of the show was paying quite a bit of attention to me. Obviously, even though my role is small (along with my rack) - he sees my burning talent, thought I Then he took me aside and commented on my cute white panties. (Cotton, of course.) Never have I felt so deflated.

UNDERPANTS!

Danise · « **Reply #263 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:53:27 PM »

I see your online.

Thank you, Dear Uncle DERBRUCER for teaching me how to post pictures in the body of a message!

Panni · « **Reply #264 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:55:22 PM »

I once gave Kevin Bacon a tiny violin.

Jay · « **Reply #265 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:55:35 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:51:39 PM

No TENORS to be had, not even for ready money? Who's conducting?

SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD:

RANDALL BILLS IS A TENOR.

Jorge Mester, Music Director of the Pasadena Symphony, will conduct.

Panni · « **Reply #266 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:57:59 PM »

Was it SWW of DB who gave me the (strange) Pisinger recipe? Sorry - but I can't go back to look through a zillion posts. At any rate, flug mrgutie. (That's thank you in some language, I'm sure).

td · « **Reply #267 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:58:48 PM »

Quote from: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:27:58 PM

Of course, the quotation begs the issue of why I have not ascended into Dear Reader Francois' little club comprised of Dear Readers TCB and td. I thought my double entendre retort (the first and the only, at least as of this moment, by the way) would have warranted such inclusion.

Hold the phone, Joan!
There's a little club? (Trouve moi un homme primitif!)
Call me savage! Color me stunned!
If DR Jay is not a member of this *club,* I'm not renewing my membership.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #268 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:02:01 PM »

Quote from: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:53:27 PM

Thank you, Dear Uncle DERBRUCER for teaching me how to post pictures in the body of a message!

Greater happiness hath no teacher than to behold the success of a promising pupil.

der "sprechen King James" Brucer

Jennifer · « **Reply #269 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:06:19 PM »

Wow, I feel like I've spent all my time here catching up on posts!

I wanted to post earlier about the topic du jour. But I was out till 3pm. And then when I logged on my sis and her hubby showed up.

Of the shows mentioned I love The Amazing Race, and the Apprentice. And my favorite of this season is Desperate Housewives.

You guys can make that 3 people who like Kevin Hill.

And I loved Sex and the city. And was so sad for the finale.

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