Several very "exciting" things have happened today. Here they are.
1. My English class read some classical poetry. Here is an exerpt:
"Tell me, Corydon, is the old man still screwing that little girl he fancied, the dark-eyed one?
"The same as ever. It was only yesterday down by the byre that I caught him on the job."
2. I ate a very yummy sandwich from the deli across the street, along with a 49-cent Cherry Coke from the Quickie Mart.
3. A garbage can outside the library caught fire and a fire truck drove up and a fire-fighter sprayed water into said garbage can.
And those are the headlines.