Topic: MILK DUDS (Read 43022 times)

bk · « **on:** February 15, 2007, 12:37:48 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes were like a defective cow teat, and now it is time for you to post until the cows come home - they're trying to find out which of them has the defective cow teat, aka Milk Duds.

bk · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:39:59 AM »

And the word of the day is: ENSORCELLING!

bk · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:41:16 AM »

A happy haineshisway.com birthday to former dear reader steveg.

bk · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:42:05 AM »

Welcome five GUESTS. Who are you people?

bk · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:42:25 AM »

Shall we have a whole page of ME?

bk · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:42:47 AM »

I've recorded three of my favorite 70s songs: Second Avenue, Terminal, and Here You Come Again.

bk · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:43:49 AM »

I also love That's The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be, Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road and Benny And The Jets, Widescreen, and several other Rupert Holmes songs.

bk · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:44:52 AM »

Was Marie from the 70s or 80s - I recorded that, too.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:45:00 AM »

A KENTUCKY-HEAVEN WELCOME FOR

WILLIAM EDGAR MOORE

bk · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:45:26 AM »

I Won't Last A Day Without You.

bk · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:46:15 AM »

Of course, the entire score of The First Nudie Musical.

bk · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:57:56 AM »

I'm happy to keep posting whilst others sit there twiddling their Milk Duds.

bk · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:59:48 AM »

All By Myself and Never Gonna Fall In Love Again (the former and latter also courtesy of Rachmaninov).

bk · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:01:37 AM »

Welcome six GUESTS. Who are you people? Milk Duds?

George · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:03:46 AM »

Some of my favorite songs of the 70s: Anything by The Manhattan Transfer (but mainly):
Operator
Four Brothers
Je Voulais (Te Dire Que Je T'Attends)
Birdland (#2)
Body And Soul
Twilight Zone/Twilight Tone
Shaker Song (#1...yes, this is actually my all-time absolute favorite TMT song

George · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:05:08 AM »

And anything by ABBA!!

Most favored ABBA songs:

Waterloo
I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
Fernando
Dancing Queen
Money, Money, Money
Eagle
Take A Chance On Me
The Name Of The Game
Thank You For The Music
Voulez-Vous
If It Wasn’t For The Nights
Chiquitita

George · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:06:08 AM »

And assuming that theater songs can be considered...any songs from Sondheim's Company, Follies, A Little Night Music, Pacific Overtures and Sweeney Todd. Specifically, some of my favorite Sondheim songs from the 70s are:

Being Alive
The Ladies Who Lunch
You're Gonna Love Tomorrow/Love Will See Us Through
I'm Still Here
Broadway Baby
The Road You Didn't Take
Someone In a Tree (probably #1!)
Pretty Lady
A Little Priest

Just to name a few.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:08:44 AM »

An offering to perk-up the workshop show:

Quote

RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM

Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!

With apologies to Cason "Cupid" Murphy.

der Brucer

George · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:15:07 AM »

And on that note (C#), I'm going to sleep. Good night, all.

bk · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:18:59 AM »

I think even I shall go to sleep and rest my weary head.

bk · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:19:20 AM »

Will we never get to page two?

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:28:19 AM »

TOD

Me and Bobby McGee
Fire and Rain
Peace Train
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
American Pie
Nights in White Satin
Rocky Mountain High
City of New Orleans
Time in a Bottle
Daniel
Danny's Song
Morning Has Broken
Annie's Song
Cat's in the Cradle
Please Come to Boston
Wildfire
Right Time of the Night
Longer
Sometimes When We Touch

All singer-songwriters!

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:34:34 AM »

Quote from: bk on February 15, 2007, 12:39:59 AM

And the word of the day is: ENSORCELLING!

Encircling, ensorcelling - right out of MacBeth

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:12:27 AM »

Is Larry joining me for Vampire Hours?

der Brucer

elmore3003 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:16:12 AM »

The Macbeths arrived while I was writing my post on my father's death. Hospice got here around 2 AM to fill out the paperwork, notify the doctor, contact the funeral home, and toss all the remaining drugs down the toilet. As executor, I had to sign the forms.

Around 4 AM, the funeral home showed up to remove the body, asked us to call around 8 AM to set an appointment to purchase the coffin, take care of the obituary, and plan the funeral. I'm on my fourth cup of coffee and I would love a nap. The Macbeths just left, and I could be paranoid, but I'm sensing a bit of hostility from my brother and Lady M (so what else is new?). Speculations on this round are endless, but my initial impulse is that it's over the fact that I am the executor and that he isn't. He's already let me know I don't deserve an inheritance, so I'm sure this latest turn of events has him and Lady M a bit miffed.

More news to follow. I wish you all a wonderful day.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #25 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:22:37 AM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on February 15, 2007, 02:16:12 AM

The Macbeths arrived while I was writing my post on my father's death.

Bring 'em on!

der Brucer

elmore3003 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:24:06 AM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 15, 2007, 02:12:27 AM

Is Larry joining me for Vampire Hours?

der Brucer

Not of my own choice. I will be up till the round of appointments, trouser alterations, and planning are accomplished. I will stay busy until then.

Oh, the rain comes a-pitter patter
And I'd like to remain in bed;
Skies are weeping while the world is sleeping
Troubles heaping on our head.
It is vain to remain and chatter
And to wait for a clearer sky;
Helter-skelter I must fly for shelter
Till the clouds roll by.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:25:22 AM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 15, 2007, 02:22:37 AM

Bring 'em on!

der Brucer

Thank you, dear friend!

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #28 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:28:56 AM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on February 15, 2007, 02:24:06 AM

Oh, the rain comes a-pitter patter
And I'd like to remain in bed;
Skies are weeping while the world is sleeping
Troubles heaping on our head.
It is vain to remain and chatter
And to wait for a clearer sky;
Helter-skelter I must fly for shelter
Till the clouds roll by.

What would Mrs. Grundy say?

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #29 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:31:47 AM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on February 15, 2007, 02:24:06 AM

... trouser alterations,

Haven't you some enchanted mice, or twittering birds to do that chore?

der Brucer

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