Dear DR BrettySpaghetti,
Thank you for that wonderful introduction of yourself!
Now for the important issues:
1. What pets do you have? Names and breeds, please.
2. What do you think about Sanjaya 
1. None. Sorry. I live in a tiny non-pet-friendly apartment. However, I spend a lot of time with my close friends in Beverly Hills, who have a Teacup Poodle and a Japanese Chin. I love them like they're my own.
2. Sanjaya -- What can you say? He's a cute kid whose vocal talents are dwarfed by the others on the same stage. Melinda, now there's a singer. I thought Sanjaya did an appreciable version of "Besa Me Mucho" last week, but his performance this week was just short of embarrassing. Again, it doesn't help that we're left to compare him to Kiki and Jordin.