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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2007, 05:18:30 AM »
PAGE TWO HUMOR



On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.  She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.  She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?.

"No," said the little boy. . . "It's a puppy!"
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2007, 05:20:38 AM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on July 13, 2007, 05:17:12 AM
I shall refrain from giving a reply and a reason TCB!



My comment was in direct response to today's notes.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2007, 05:22:37 AM »
Quote from: TCB on July 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I am not sure which would be more frightening:  Jason wearing a mask, or the Joan Collins box?

Ahh, but which Jason?  There are more than you can shake a stick at!
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2007, 05:23:32 AM »
Did that teacher have a licker license?
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2007, 05:24:08 AM »
(the teacher in TCB's joke, that is)
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2007, 05:24:11 AM »
Are we supposed to read the notes?
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2007, 05:25:21 AM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on July 13, 2007, 05:24:11 AM
Are we supposed to read the notes?


Did your students ever read your notes?
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2007, 05:26:38 AM »
In Oz that would be a licence.
Yep we still distinguish between the verb and the noun as we do with practise and practice.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2007, 05:27:12 AM »
Quote from: TCB on July 13, 2007, 05:25:21 AM
Did your students ever read your notes?
I suspect not! They didn't look that confused.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2007, 05:30:16 AM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on July 13, 2007, 05:24:11 AM
Are we supposed to read the notes?

No.  Just make sure you see 1408.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2007, 05:32:11 AM »
I have to wait until October!
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2007, 05:34:31 AM »
Anticipation is a wonderful thing!  ;)
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2007, 05:34:57 AM »
Perpetually.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2007, 05:37:38 AM »
DR DingDong did you ever transfer the She Loves You record to CD?
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2007, 05:38:51 AM »
Goodnight all.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2007, 05:40:28 AM »
Sweet Dreams, as always, DR Tomovoz.

No, the CD transfer is on my long list of "to-do's"!!
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2007, 05:43:42 AM »
Right now I'm listening to Dear World (OBC).

I'm also working on the AT&T Foundation.

That is all.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2007, 05:45:15 AM »
Third floor...Women's foundations!
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2007, 05:48:35 AM »
media check:

iPod:  there may be some good news on this front...

Tivo:  FASTER, PUSSYCAT!  KILL!  KILL! and THE KILLING OF SISTER GEORGE

DVD Player:  PICKET FENCES Season One
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2007, 05:50:57 AM »
Quote from: Dan (the Man) on July 13, 2007, 05:48:35 AM
iPod:  there may be some good news on this front...

 :)

Do tell!
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2007, 05:56:07 AM »
Good morning, all!  I have little to report.  The work on the charts continues, the lease is still in negotiation, and I'm seeing HARRY POTTER with my beloved goddaughter tonight.  We had two choices of theatre: the huge Lincoln Center complex at 68th Street and the local theatre at 84th Street.  Charlotte preferred the 7:30 show at 68th and it was indeed sold out, so we're seeing it at 7:00 at 84th.  You need a chart for all the logistics.

TOD:
  DVD:  Upstairs Downstairs season 4
  CD: Allegro (OBC), Guy Haines, Offenbach
  VCR: Oy!
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2007, 06:05:24 AM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on July 13, 2007, 05:56:07 AM
Good morning, all!  I have little to report.  The work on the charts continues, the lease is still in negotiation, and I'm seeing HARRY POTTER with my beloved goddaughter tonight.  We had two choices of theatre: the huge Lincoln Center complex at 68th Street and the local theatre at 84th Street.  Charlotte preferred the 7:30 show at 68th and it was indeed sold out, so we're seeing it at 7:00 at 84th.  You need a chart for all the logistics.

TOD:
    VCR: Oy!


Jewish porn???
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2007, 06:17:10 AM »
Quote from: Ben on July 13, 2007, 06:05:24 AM
Jewish porn???

Young hooligans, on the streets of Jerusalem.  With hearts of gold!

And matching accessories.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2007, 06:27:31 AM »
Quote from: TCB on July 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I am not sure which would be more frightening:  Jason wearing a mask, or the Joan Collins box?
I got the Joan Collins box, mainly for THE GIRL IN THE RED VELVET SWING, but what I've watched of the others, especially RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS, I have enjoyed.  The transfers seem to be nearly immaculate.
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2007, 06:28:05 AM »
Friday (the 13th) morning greetings!  We're having a much-needed gentle rain this morning here in SW Ohio.

Media report:

CD(car) - audiobook Out to Canaan by Jan Karon.

DVD, VCR - ?
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2007, 06:33:30 AM »
Look out!!!  Here he comes!!!
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2007, 06:37:49 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on July 13, 2007, 05:50:57 AM
:)

Do tell!

Well, last weekend, I did go out and purchase a brand-spankin' new 80 GB iPod.  But once I got home, I started feeling weird about the expense.  So I started doing a little online research and found a site that sold iPod hard drives.  So for just $100 (plus another $5 for the toolkit), I purchased a new drive and it's now sitting here on my desk.  I am going to attempt to install it into my iPod today.  If this delicate operation works, I'll be happy as a clam and I have saved about $200 bucks (once I return the new iPod, that is.)
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2007, 06:38:40 AM »
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2007, 06:51:05 AM »
Quote from: Ben on July 13, 2007, 05:43:42 AM
Right now I'm listening to Dear World (OBC).
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The title track was used to great effect in the opening titles for a superb documentary on global warming: TOO HOT NOT TO HANDLE.
(I liked it better than Al Gore's...)
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Re:FRIDAY THE 13TH
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2007, 06:52:21 AM »
TOD: Vacation Bible School songs.
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