You know what. I've seen the light and agree with the President. He thinks protecting the sanctity of marriage is really, really, really (that is three reallys) important. In his State of the Union address, he even mentioned that he will submit to the Congress for funding an initiative to promote marriage amongst us red-blooded Americans. (Well, that is, Americans of the heterosexual variety.) The President and many of his cronies colleagues have told us on multiple occasions that marriage is this very, very, very (that is three verys) holy thing that needs to be protected. I mean, this is hugely, hugely, hugely (that is three hugelys) enormous, since the President's party is one that supposedly believes in small government and not intervening into the business of the states or its individual citizens' private lives.
So I was thinking. What I was thinking was that the worst action one can take to harm a marriage is getting a divorce, right? So, what I'd like to see is this: while everyone right of Dennis Kucinich is getting a twist in their knickers about the events in Massachussets and the possibility of gay marriages and redoubling their energy into passing a Constitutional amendment outlawing gay marriage, I do believe a parallel Constitutional amendment is in order. A Constitutional amendment outlawing divorce. After all, nothing is more harmful to a marriage than divorce, right?
Ahh. Now that debate would be far more interesting than anything else on TV right now, wouldn't it, Dear Readers? And that includes the discussion over Janet Jackson right breast.