So...
I went to the post office this morning to pick up a package from Amazon that was supposedly an "attempted delivery" this past Saturday morning... Of course, there were at least three people here at the apartment this morning, and even I was still here according to the "attempted time of delivery"...

In any case..
I had gone by there yesterday... No line at the Pick-Up Window! Alas, I forgot to bring my ID with me, so... Ah, well... So, since I happened to be up early this morning, I went ahead and walked up there around 8:30... Of course, there was only one service window open - with about 15 people in line, and there were about 6 people in line in front of me at the "Pick Up Window". And, of course, it was taking the clerk anywhere from five to ten minutes to find and retrieve and process each package. Well...
A very dear, dear woman walked in. Bright eyes. Big smile...
"Good Morning, Everybody! WOW! This must be THE popular place today. Look at all these people in line to mail their Christmas cards to their friends and family. So, who's going to let me in line in front of them?..."That's when everyone in line tried to squish together to make sure she didn't get in the line. Well...
"Are you sure I can't get in line in front of you? I only have one letter to mail. Shouldn't take too long at all. Will you be late for work? Where do you work?... Oh, Downtown! Wall Street or at the Courts?.. WOW! Wall Street! You young people really do like living on the edge!..."
"How old are you?... 42!... You know, my first job here in New York City was down on 42nd Street! Isn't that a coincidence?!? And our newly elected President is just 44, that's close to 42 too! Isn't that amazing!....Where are you from?... Oh, Australia! Isn't that where Hitler is from?... Oh, it's south of there?... How far south? Is that where you're from?... Victoria?!? Like the Queen? You know, there's also a Victoria near Japan. Oh! Did I tell you that I speak Chinese? Do you speak Chinese? Spanish?... Well, I also speak Japanese. I only know one word; Sayonara!.. I'm 22 years older than you, and I speak Chinese and Japanese!... I don't know which dialect, I just speak it. But we're all God's children. One, Three in One God. Praise Him from whom all Blessings flow! Praise the Lord!..."I even ended up staying a bit longer after I picked up my parcel just to see how her transaction at the window would go...
"Oh? You can't confirm the address of my friend? I know I have it somewhere in a Powerpoint presentation at home, but I just wanted to make sure I remembered it correctly. I thought you could look it up in the phone book to confirm it for me... So, if it's not the right address, will the letter come back to me?... Oh, OK. If it comes back, I'll just look up the address then, and send it again... Can you make sure it's closed on the back?... Oh, OK, do you have some tape then? Thank you. And I made sure to use up all my 2-cent stamps too.... Oh, I need a few more? OK... Well, I hope this letter makes it to my friend. Thank you, and have a Blessed Day!"I LOVE NEW YORK!!!