At the encouragement of - and after some suggestions from - some chatters, I did a redraft of the "Fish" number (a parody, to the tune of Zip), and wanted to get that version on the permanent innernet also

(to the tune of Zip)
[verse]
I’ve dined with the A.R. Gurneys
Spent New Year’s at Julia Murney’s
I’ve met every stage star livin’
But my happiest moment
Is the tete-a-tete I had
When I ate with Jeremy Piven
I met him outside his thee-ter
And he couldn’t have been much sweeter
I said “Mr. P you are such a trooper
Tell me how you never miss
How do you do eight shows a week?”
And he said “When I act
My mind goes something like this.”
[1st chorus]
Fish!
The sashimi wasn't brilliant today
Fish!
Does McDonald's have to fry its filet?
Fish!
I was eating Arthur Treacher's last night
Fish!
And I think that Arthur Treacher's not right
I have eaten at Kodama
That's what started all this drama
Fish -
I love every morsel
Anything that's in the ocean
If they sell it at Petrossian
Fish -
I am poly-dorsal
Fish!
I had more than any doctors allow
Fish!
What the hell is Speed-the-Plow?
[2nd chorus]
Fish!
Why does seafood come in so many brands?
Fish!
David Mamet sometimes eats with his hands
Fish!
English people don’t say fries, they say chips
Fish!
Lizzie Moss has such spectacular lips
I don't want a Nathan's weenie
Get beluga on a blini
Fish!
I’d be so ecstatic
I don't need to call a gal up
Just get me a giant scallop
Fish!
I’m so damn aquatic
Fish!
It took mercury to make me get meek
Fish!
I can't do the show this week!