I caught a bit of THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS, which had something really gay at the conclusion, a bit of THE BOLD AND THE BOTOX, which proves that cute young men who don't age well shouldn't assume that plastic surgeons are one with God, and, now that the laundry and cleaning are accomplished, I'm settling down with the current galloping round of absurdities on AS THE WORLD TURNS: psychodad turned Colonel Hasbro and the strangely vacant military base are weird enough but, along with the Riley who isn't really Riley, now we have a major plot going on with Henry disguised as a Miss Geneva Swift, who's morals are clearly on the side of the Palins, becoming a media star. Incompetent police chief Lucinda has just gone off to arrest the false Riley, been shot by Hasbro while Riley calls her mom, and Riley has shot Colonel Hasbro. Where are the MPs? The thrills are running amok, positively amok today!