I have arrived in Indiana, where the weather is quite warm and nice. I cabbed it to the hotel and I am now ensconced in a really nice room - this room in NY would probably cost about $350 - here it's under 100. I'm gonna go downstairs and have a bite to eat, since all I had earlier was a paper egg, paper potatoes (tiny), fruit, tiny piece of ham, and a biscuit. I'm ready for something a little more real.