Topic: SLEEPING BEAUTY (Read 11026 times)

TCB · « **Reply #90 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:29:02 PM »

Page Four!

TCB · « **Reply #91 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:29:46 PM »

Where the heck is Cilla when you need her?

TCB · « **Reply #92 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:30:12 PM »

There aren't even any Guests here today.

TCB · « **Reply #93 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:34:50 PM »

I had a very strange dream last night. It had something to do with working in the Welfare Office again. Except, I wasn't in the office, but instead I was being held hostage by this strange family who wanted me to prove to them that the previous (and I assume, late) predecessor hadn't cheated them out of food stamp benefits.

TCB · « **Reply #94 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:35:35 PM »

It was one of the more stupid dreams I have had lately.

TCB · « **Reply #95 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:36:55 PM »

What if I am the last person left alive on earth, and I keep posting and posting, but there is nobody there.

TCB · « **Reply #96 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:37:56 PM »

Okay all you sissies, I don't plan on taking the blame when BK starts yelling about our post total!

TCB · « **Reply #97 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:38:55 PM »

It is a bit difficult to know who to blame, when there isn't a single person here, but me.

TCB · « **Reply #98 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:39:56 PM »

I can't really think of any other book that I would want to own the First Edition.

TCB · « **Reply #99 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:40:45 PM »

Like MBarnum, I prefer autographed books to first editions.

TCB · « **Reply #100 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:41:35 PM »

It is not like you can just grab a first edition and curl up in a comfy chair and a box of pizza.

TCB · « **Reply #101 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:42:34 PM »

If you drop pizza on a signed copy, you can always say that it is blood and you got the last signature they ever gave.

TCB · « **Reply #102 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:43:20 PM »

But a hundred bad things could happen if you were reading a First Edition!

TCB · « **Reply #103 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:43:35 PM »

Sneezing?

TCB · « **Reply #104 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:43:47 PM »

Drool?

TCB · « **Reply #105 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:44:13 PM »

A smeared chocolate chip?

TCB · « **Reply #106 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:44:49 PM »

A smear that you hope is a chocolate chip?

TCB · « **Reply #107 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:45:09 PM »

Spilled cranberry juice?

TCB · « **Reply #108 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:46:22 PM »

Cheetos?

TCB · « **Reply #109 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:47:05 PM »

Gum on the dust jacket?

TCB · « **Reply #110 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:47:37 PM »

Toothpaste of the title page?

TCB · « **Reply #111 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:48:22 PM »

Falling asleep and breaking the spine (of the book)?

TCB · « **Reply #112 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:48:50 PM »

K-Y Jelly?

TCB · « **Reply #113 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:49:15 PM »

Nicky's hairball medicine?

TCB · « **Reply #114 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:49:46 PM »

One Guest!

TCB · « **Reply #115 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:50:25 PM »

Sorry. No one here but one crazy person!

TCB · « **Reply #116 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:51:36 PM »

Why isn't Vixmom home yet? It is almost nine o'clock! We really need to buy that woman a winning Lotto Ticket.

TCB · « **Reply #117 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:52:46 PM »

I think I might be able to bore us into Page Five!

TCB · « **Reply #118 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:53:16 PM »

You really need to be in the right frame of mind to do these marathon posts.

TCB · « **Reply #119 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:53:52 PM »

I feel like Jimmy Stewart in MR. DEEDS, or was it MR. SMITH?

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