I played Sykes in a high school production of Oliver. I have probably mentioned this before (I am a man of few anecdotes, as you've no doubt noticed by now), but two funny things happened during the run. We used my own dog (a Bassett Hound) for Bill's dog, and she got "stage fright" on opening night and refused to budge off stage. After my big "My Name" number in Act II, while Nancy was beginning to belt "As Long As He Needs Me," I was attempting to yank Happy up a long flight of stairs to get her offstage. She would not come. Unfortunately they had not turned my lavalier off, and my whispered, "Come on, you f---ing dog" was broadcast to the largely Mormon audience (this was in SLC), who all gasped in unison.
Then, on closing night, the retractable knife malfunctioned when I went to kill Nancy and I actually stabbed her right in her lip, which burst wide open, letting a huge jet of blood spurt up and over us both. The largely Mormon audience "oohed" and "aahed" and applauded wildly at this fantastic special effect.
Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind.