This was my morning.
Pineapple Sausage
(to the tune of Annette Funicello’s “Pineapple Princess”)
Pineapple sausage, I bought some pineapple sausage today
As I went about my shopping with my list down Costco way
Pineapple sausage, I love you, you’re the sweetest thing I’ve seen
I’ll eat you up for dinner and you’ll end up in my spleen.
I saw a girl down the Costco aisle
With a frying pan and a great big smile
I got in line just to see what’s up
She handed me a sample in a cup
Pineapple sausage, I bought some pineapple sausage today
As I went about my shopping with my list down Costco way
Pineapple sausage, I love you, you’re the sweetest thing I’ve seen
I’ll eat you up for dinner and you’ll end up in my spleen.
I took the cup and I walked away
The sweet smell of the sausage I began to crave
I grasped the toothpick and I picked it up
I took a bite and then began to sup
Pineapple sausage, I bought some pineapple sausage today
As I went about my shopping with my list down Costco way
Pineapple sausage, I love you, you’re the sweetest thing I’ve seen
I’ll eat you up for dinner and you’ll end up in my spleen.
I closed my eyes and I took a bite
It then was clear to me that my thoughts were right
I turned around and what did I see?
A package of those sausages for me!!