Maybe I should have resisted, but I just had to do one obvious parody lyric about the whole "Taking back the Tonys voters seats" thing - and that they kvteched that they had made plans with their friends under that I'LL SEAT YOU LAST Times article that broke this story.
Bette considers a number to sing on the awards show. (The Drama Desk show, that is!)

Tune of FRIENDS (Bette Midler classic)
(verse)
And I’m on stage alone
Sometimes it’s tough to be me
But you, you’re never on your own
If you have free seats to see me
If you got the right friends
You get to see shows free
But you must get your friends
To not play wait-and-see
They had free seats but they’re gone
Nominators drove them away
When you said “hey, come on”
They said “we got to pay”
Sitting here by that P.C., bub
Reading of this new contretemps
Don’t care if a show’s hurt by Tony’s snub
You say “My friend got me a comp”
Oh just get the right friends
But don’t let things go wrong
Yes you must not let your friends
Procrastinate too long!
Friends (la, la, la, la, la, la)