The Zsa Zsa & Charo Repertory Theatre and Traveling Phantom Present
A New Duality of Comic Surrealism
Now Without Zsa Zsa and Charo
"Gimme Some Tooth"
Lou: HEY RABBOTT! I need help with today's word.
Bud: Okay. Lemme see. I got it. Do you know -some words?
Lou: Of course I do. I know lotsa words. I was the smartest kid in the Third Grade. I was so smart, I repeated it 4 times!
Bud: Can you tell me -some words?
Lou: That's what I've been doin'. Whaddaya think I'm talkin' with, Morse code?
Bud: Well, . . . .
Lou: Howsa 'bout: apple, cat, dog, tree, fire hydrant . . . .
Bud: No, -some words.
Lou: But those are some words! You didn't say which words, you said some and I told you some.
Bud: No, those aren't -some words, those are objects.
Lou: HA! HA! I object to that! Whaddaya want from me? I ain't in school no more. I said some words. Ain't that enough?
Bud: No, -some words are like: handsome, gruesome . . . .
Lou: Oh yeah! That reminds me of my vegetable garden. It was gruesome.
Bud: Why? Did you have an infestation?
Lou: Of course. I infested a lot of time and money in my garden and so it gruesome.
Bud: Never mind! Anyway, you simply add -some and you get new words.
Lou: I always add somes and I always wind up owing you!
Bud: Today's word is toothsome. Have you ever heard of that word before?
Lou: Can't say that I have, but I'm sure my dentist has!
Bud: Okay wise guy. You use it in a sentence.
Lou: You win some and you lose some, you one some and you toothsome.
Bud: No, toothsome can mean someone who is attractive.
Lou: Yes, I know. Anytime a pretty girl walks down the street, I always toothsome horn at her. I even whistle to boot!