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HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« on: March 26, 2014, 12:30:33 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes did not feature a featurette, and now it is time for you to post until the featured cows come home.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2014, 12:31:21 AM »

And the word of the day is: COXCOMB!
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2014, 03:16:46 AM »

First!

Thanks to waking up way too early and tossing and turning.  Hopefully I'll get back to sleep for a while.  But it's nice to ketchup early.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2014, 03:32:52 AM »

Nothing could be finer!


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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2014, 03:34:41 AM »

First!

Thanks to waking up way too early and tossing and turning.  Hopefully I'll get back to sleep for a while.  But it's nice to ketchup early.

DITTO!  :-\
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2014, 03:35:17 AM »

DR Dan M - it sure is a good thing that there is no groaning at HHW.   Abyssinia?     ;D 
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2014, 03:36:11 AM »

DR TCB - yes, indeed. The news from your region is pretty dire.   {{hugs}}
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2014, 03:44:11 AM »

good morning to all
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2014, 03:46:01 AM »

i was able to sleep a little better today. i guess things are getting better
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2014, 03:48:51 AM »

ASK BK

The way the music business is working these days do you think you previous labels' business models would still work in today's digital world?
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2014, 03:55:41 AM »

DR MBarnum - I am happy that you have entered the world of DOWNTON.        :)
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2014, 04:03:28 AM »

The world's finest viola (a Stradivarius) is going to auction, and expected to fetch as much as $45 million dollars...
http://www.classicfm.com/music-news/latest-news/sothebys-auction-45-million-stradivarius-viola/
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2014, 04:23:48 AM »

Morning all.

That is all.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2014, 04:32:15 AM »

Well, sleep wasn't in the cards, so:  I'm up.

At some point today, there will be a nice nap.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2014, 04:44:43 AM »

The first thing that came to mind when I saw the title of today's notes was the shockingly ill-conceived featurette on the otherwise magnificent HOUSE OF WAX Blu-ray, with its bizarre, unrelenting, and way overbalanced underscoring that attempted (and, I would say, succeeded) in putting the proverbial Chinese water torture to shame.  If I recall, that one also concluded with a credit scroll that would choke a horse.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2014, 04:44:57 AM »

And if I could have worked just a few more adjectives and metaphors into that post, then I, too, might have had what it takes to be a Writer and Director of Featurettes.
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« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2014, 05:06:50 AM »

DR Dan M - it sure is a good thing that there is no groaning at HHW.   Abyssinia?     ;D 


There was an ABYSSINIA musical, with a terrific score, a couple of decades back at AMAS.  Or was it at CSC?










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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2014, 05:34:01 AM »

Good morning, all! I am bathed, dressed and having my first cup of coffee. My head is still clogged up and I would like to try a day of no cold/allergy drugs to see how the situation really is. I have work to accomplish here, and I'll see how that goes.

I really want to go back to bed, but I think I'll stay up for  bit and see how I do.
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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2014, 06:02:30 AM »

Wednesday.  Today I am taking my sister Molly shopping at Goodwill.  I think we will find some treasures.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2014, 06:03:09 AM »

I charged my new tablet last night, so I am ready to use it anytime it is necessary.  Whenever that may be.

I feel very 21st century now.
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« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2014, 06:10:03 AM »

Wednesday morning greetings!  Lots to do today before this weekend's wedding festivities for our nephew Christopher and his bride Kyra.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2014, 06:26:45 AM »

Good morning, all.

JRand, thanks for deserting those of us still in the 19th and 20th centuries. :)
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2014, 06:35:32 AM »

A photographic tour of DR Jrand63's Space Age Bachelor Pad might be in order.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2014, 07:13:23 AM »

I am pondering what I think about any recipes whose title include the words "frizzled shallots."
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2014, 08:08:09 AM »

We watched INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS last night.

I don't think this is really a SPOILER, so:

I really liked the movie, but I also had no sympathy for the central character.

I felt he got exactly what he deserved.

Congrats to the Coen Brothers for not wimping out at the end.
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Re: HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2014, 09:04:50 AM »

I awoke this a.m. to pouring rain which has only let up a couple of times the past few hours.  It should rain throughout the day, so this is a very good thing.
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« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2014, 09:05:28 AM »

I watched "Lincoln" last night.

I was dazzled.

Perfect casting down the line, but most importantly, the finest living actor BECAME Lincoln.
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« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2014, 09:06:08 AM »

I am pondering what I think about any recipes whose title include the words "frizzled shallots."

Where can I find a "how-to" reference on "frizzling"?  Am unfamiliar with the process.
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« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2014, 09:10:10 AM »

LOL......my 21st Century Bachelor Pad looks exactly like my 20th Century Bachelor Pad.....

Exactly.

LOL DR JOHN G - I'm Still Here (a Stephen Sondheim reference.)
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« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2014, 09:30:08 AM »

DR Ron Pulliam - I am imagining them to be very similar to the crispy onions that you would put atop your green bean casserole.        :)
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