I do have more than 27 years of experience of sending packages to Canada
Do you include that on your resume, DR vixmom?
my rezoom is peppered with my many skills, for instance
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
