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« Reply #90 on: October 11, 2014, 07:37:52 PM »
So I bit him.
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« Reply #91 on: October 11, 2014, 07:38:00 PM »
Page four?  Really?
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« Reply #92 on: October 11, 2014, 07:38:11 PM »
Try the peanuts, they're complimentary.
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« Reply #93 on: October 11, 2014, 07:47:11 PM »
My condolences to DR Druxy and family.
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« Reply #94 on: October 11, 2014, 07:48:02 PM »
My condolences to DR Ben, Anthony, and family.
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« Reply #95 on: October 11, 2014, 08:02:38 PM »
"I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!"
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« Reply #96 on: October 11, 2014, 08:03:26 PM »
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
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« Reply #97 on: October 11, 2014, 08:04:44 PM »
Only 1,500 people went down on the Titanic.
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« Reply #98 on: October 11, 2014, 08:06:39 PM »
Leaf me alone, I'm bushed
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« Reply #99 on: October 11, 2014, 08:10:38 PM »
I thought you said goat!
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« Reply #100 on: October 11, 2014, 08:11:19 PM »
Elvis Parsley
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« Reply #101 on: October 11, 2014, 08:11:57 PM »
OK, you're ugly too!
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« Reply #102 on: October 11, 2014, 08:12:47 PM »
I'm talking to the dummy!
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« Reply #103 on: October 11, 2014, 08:13:46 PM »
You don't bury survivors!
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« Reply #104 on: October 11, 2014, 08:14:23 PM »
A Penny!
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« Reply #105 on: October 11, 2014, 08:15:38 PM »
He wanted to see time fly
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« Reply #106 on: October 11, 2014, 08:16:42 PM »
It was stapled to the chicken
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« Reply #107 on: October 11, 2014, 08:17:19 PM »
To get to the second hand shop!
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« Reply #108 on: October 11, 2014, 08:17:55 PM »
A beer and a mop!
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« Reply #109 on: October 11, 2014, 08:18:28 PM »
Time to get a new fence
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« Reply #110 on: October 11, 2014, 08:19:23 PM »
You pull the pin and throw it back!
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« Reply #111 on: October 11, 2014, 08:19:57 PM »
I have turtle recall
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« Reply #112 on: October 11, 2014, 08:20:38 PM »
Aren't you glad I didn't say orange?
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« Reply #113 on: October 11, 2014, 08:21:33 PM »
Then you are a mile away and he has no shoes
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« Reply #114 on: October 11, 2014, 08:22:23 PM »
under where?
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« Reply #115 on: October 11, 2014, 08:23:06 PM »
because it is too far to walk
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« Reply #116 on: October 11, 2014, 08:23:44 PM »
I'm a frayed knot!
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« Reply #117 on: October 11, 2014, 08:24:29 PM »
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish
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« Reply #118 on: October 11, 2014, 08:25:14 PM »
Why the long face?
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« Reply #119 on: October 11, 2014, 08:25:38 PM »
And then I turned the page
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