Well, folks, I got me a fine Monday morning welcome home howdy-do a little while ago.
Turned my computer on (I generally leave it on but had turned it off before leaving town), everything was fine, and then I went to look up something on IMDb... and picked up a nice case of Adware/Malware. Of course I really don't know what to blame, but crap started happening as soon as I clicked on my search results there.
It had been quite a long time since that happened. Control Panel Uninstall saw some new stuff and supposedly removed it, Revo Uninstaller saw a couple more things and supposed removed those, but the crap was still happening when I opened a browser. Had to download Malwarebytes (which I thought I had, but it must have been on a former laptop), ran their scan, and it quarantined some 130 threats. Incredible. But I'm back in business.