Worst musicals ever:
CARRIE (still at the top)
RAGGEDY ANN
JELLy'S LAST JAM (what the fat hell was this turkey about?)
DANCE A LITTLE CLOSER (Alan J. Lerner, phone home!)
THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS (beautiful score, God-awful libretto)
MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG (I believe nothing will ever fix tis show, no matter how much the Sondheim Cult praises it)
OPAL (the ad said "a little girl and her pig"; well, they slaughter the pig!)
WICKED (brilliant novel, misguided musical)
KA-BOOM (á la A CHORUS LNE, God auditions that last remaining humans in the world to stay alive and breed)
I think the worst play was BURN THIS (if you can't buy the premise, there's no play after that)