I am using one of the schizzo computers in the M.U. where all the fast food places are just so I won't have to throw away my Cherry Coke to go to the library.
I just got out of my History of Something-Or-Other class. I tried to find out what was so INTERESTING about my teacher that would make all these groupies follow her around. I failed to do so.
She's about late-fifties, no sense of humor, and she has these owly glasses that cover most of her face. Just your typical History teacher.
Her groupies, however, are quite an INTERESTING group. Here they are:
I don't know if the first two are an item or not, but they're always together. She is very talkative, and he is the dorkiest-looking former prison guard you will ever meet.
A Spaniard who thinks he's the next Fabio.
A guy who hasn't said anything yet, but who looks like a drill sergeant.
A lady I'm pretty sure is a lesbian.
And then there's this guy named Ken. He keeps signing up for this teacher's classes, although he has never shown up to any of them. I don't even think any of the other groupies have met him.