I'm so glad I won. I'd like to thank everyone I've ever met and those I have not met. I'd like to thank the people on the left and right and some in the center. I'd like to thank my mother for her encouragement - oh, wait - scratch that - I'd like to thank my business partners at a label that no longer exists - oh, wait, scratch that - I'd like to thank my chia pet, I'd like to thank Sambucol and Airborne, I'd like to thank, most especially, the Wacky Noodles I ate earlier this day.