What a mess this morning has become! Thank you and fuck you to yesterday's Amazon delivery person who ignored the fact that one side of a carton coming to me was soaking wet and dripping liquid soap from its interior. No, the sonofabitch left it under the mailboxes, and this morning, when I went down for yesterday's mail and packages, there was a huge puddle of Palmolive dishwashing soap with two packages for me sitting in the middle of it.