I'm up, I'm up, and have read all excellent postings.
TPunk is back in town? We have seen no evidence of this. Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts.
Beat me daddy, eight to the bar - that's what I'M talkin' about.
I believe we have a word of the day, and I believe we even have some people, including myself, to whom that word applies.
CURMUDGEON, baby, CURMUDGEON!