Two auditions yesterday - one quite by accident. The other WAS an accident!
Hadn't slept well, first time at the new loft... had a call from the ex to tell me that nobody showed up for the ZORBA audition in No. Hwd... get down here. Okay, so dress and blast outa here to get there by 2, hopin' I get on and outa there in time to head down to San Diego for the NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY thing I've been working on for two weeks...
There were only 4 people there at the Zorba thing - I sang, they said "Thanks" and I got on the I-5 to San Diego. Arrived WAY early, so had a little coffee and a bagel. Then - the pianist was half an hour late, so I cooled my heels. Finally they asked for the monologue while I waited. Gave 'em one of the Mom speeches from JEWISH THIGHS. They laughed! God, I love it when that happens.
Then cooled my heels again. Finally, pianist showed up, and I came in and sang the Old Lady's Tango from CANDIDE. Director asked me to do it again, as a little yenta from Brooklyn. Hey, I can do that. They laughed. I love it when that happens.
Apparently they had already cast the two 'regular" roles - and were only reading people for the Jewish Mother and the Serial Killer. Four of each. Grueling? yup. Three hours into it, I had lost most of my talent and ALL of my charisma. Good lesson - remember to stay talented and charismatic, no matter HOW long the audition is. Oy.
But, I tell yiz, I sure did sleep last night! Write if you get work...