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FEELING MY OATS
« on: March 08, 2006, 12:06:11 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, you were weirdly chipper and weirdly elated reading the notes, and now it is time for you to post until the cows come home - they're feeling their collective oats right now, then they'll eat some hay, then they'll come home.  At least that's what they told me.
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2006, 12:07:02 AM »

And the word of the day is: SASHAY!
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2006, 12:22:53 AM »

And the word of the day is: SASHAY!

Speaking of Oats, I just had some apple and cinnamon instant oatmeal!!

Sashay!!

To breeze through effortless

Sashay to one's love!
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2006, 12:27:17 AM »

I'm gonna sashay off to bed now!

'Night.
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2006, 03:44:23 AM »

How pathetic is this?  

I signed off at 12:27...and here I am again more than three hours later...and posting the "next" post.

Sigh.
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2006, 03:45:08 AM »

Why am I up at this unholy hour, you may well ask yourself.

I know I've asked myself.

And I've answered.  Oh, yes!  

I've answered.

You betcha!
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2006, 03:51:13 AM »

It's because...at some point yesterday, I became "super-congested."

That's right.  Congested beyond my capacity to decongest.

As in so congested I could feel the pressure building and building...and releasing.

So congested that I could put out a medium-sized fire with one sneeze.

I figure it was something in the air.

Yes.  That's it.

After being relatively free of such inconveniences, the great mucous demon entered my body and began to wreak havoc.

Oh, yes...havoc has been wreaked.

I've blown my nose until both sides of it are raw and burning.

I've taken decongestants, and the demon within laughs snottily at my efforts.

Haw-haw-haw-haw-haw, it snorts.

And here I sniffle.

So.  I am up...and I've desperately sought something stronger than the decongestants I took a few hours ago.

And I think I found something...yes, something almost double the strength.

It's Thera-Flu.  

The catch is, I have no flu-like symptoms save this demonic sinusy-mucousy-you-know-the-drill thingy plaguing me.

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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2006, 03:52:15 AM »

Good morning, Larry.  I see you lurking there reading the posts from last night.

If you get here, know that I said "How do."

And once again, "Adieu."
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2006, 04:14:13 AM »

Good morning, all!  Hello, DR RonPulliam, I'm catching up on last night's posts and listening to the music files Rodney Gilfry sent me. He's got a beautiful voice, and I'm enjoying his cabaret act.

I spent 9 hours yesterday rewriting, rethinking, and reshaping my notes on the Toyland edition, and I have yet to do the same thing with my critical notes.  But not today; I have a trek to the office, the NYPL, the pharmacist, and an inventory of msic paper in case I need to order any before starting the Men's Chorus orchestrations.

TOD:  I hate UPS, give me Fed Ex any day, although this new Fed Ex "home delivery" Tuesday-Saturday schedule is ridiculous and impossible since Fed Ex's left hand knoweth not wot its left foot is up to.

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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2006, 05:11:15 AM »

I will sashay off to work after saying good morning to Larry!

The next time you're downtown (besides today) let me know and I'll tell Anthony (he's off at an audition this morning anyway). He's salavating at the idea of looking at pictures from 1905. I think he's an old man in a young man's body.

Off to Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2006, 05:30:08 AM »

I was going to write about this on Sunday, but this week is National Procrastination Week
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2006, 05:30:47 AM »

I missed it. So who got married in Las Vegas the other day?
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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2006, 05:44:33 AM »

Good Morning!

DR Ron Pulliam - Have you investigated Sinus Passage Replacement Surgery?

;)

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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2006, 05:47:58 AM »

I missed it. So who got married in Las Vegas the other day?

The guy I'm subletting from.  DR Ben has seen him perform with his ever-lovin' Ant.  No one famous, per se.
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2006, 05:49:15 AM »

HA!

The "Project Runway" finalists are currently on "The Today Show"... Definitely not morning people.

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« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2006, 05:53:33 AM »

In other news...

I'm currently soaking my right foot in a basin of warm water.  I have a callous.  It hurts.  What's weird is that I've had callouses before - actually, I've have had this one before - it's recurring - but it's never really hurt before.  So...

I hurt, therefore I soak.
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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2006, 06:00:31 AM »

Next malady?



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« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2006, 06:06:29 AM »

DR Jose--don't conjure!
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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2006, 06:11:06 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2006, 06:57:57 AM »

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!"

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."
 
Ten minutes, and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
 
The boy replies:" I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2006, 07:02:05 AM »

DR vixmom - Thanks for the morning laugh.  My foot feels better now.

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« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2006, 07:12:00 AM »

Good morning!

It's going to be a beautiful day here with blue skies smeared with a few clouds and temperatures in the mid-60s. Just glorious. Even warmer temperatures are on the way for the next few days. Spring approaches quickly!
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« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2006, 07:13:45 AM »

DR George!

Congratulations on getting the GOLDEN BOY recordings, especially the one with the program. What a find!

Now, when I've had warped records like that, I've put them between heavy books on bottom and top and let them sit for a week or more. I even did that to a laserdisc once, too, and I've always gotten them back into playable condition.
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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2006, 07:14:38 AM »

COndolences to those suffering with infirmaties at the moment. Hopefully, relief will happen soon for "youse guys."
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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2006, 07:16:06 AM »

I have JOEY, SCRUBS, and THE CLOSER from last night to watch at some point today.

I have have the last half hour of GET BRUCE! also on the DVR ready for playing.
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« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2006, 07:18:26 AM »

Well, I like Ayla. I like her voice and her personality, but I know she isn't going to win it all. Would like to see her hang around a few more weeks.

I was astonished, however, when Simon asked her her age last night and she replied "17." If I ever knew she was that young, I had forgotten, and she certainly did look much, much older last night. The fact that she's extremely tall makes her seem more mature as well.

I still think Mandisa is the lady to beat.
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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2006, 07:19:20 AM »

"youse guys."

HEY!! That's my kinda tawk!! i thought your southern boys said "y'all!!!"  :D

(must be that CSI NYC rubbing off on you!!)  ;D
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« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2006, 07:19:41 AM »

~~Foot Vibes~~~

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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2006, 07:19:55 AM »

~~~Back Vibes~~~
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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2006, 07:20:10 AM »

~~~Healing Vibes~~~~

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