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April 24, 2003:

WHAT, NO OOMPH?

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Well, dear readers, it is the wee small hours of the morning and I must write swiftly because soon there will be a car to pick me up and take me to the airport so that I may wing my way to New York at which point I will be whisked away by another car to New Jersey. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that just too too?

I will, of course, be bringing you a blow by blow description of the entire trip, live from my hotel room and handy-dandy laptop computer. You mustn’t miss a single exciting second of the goings on at the Chiller convention. I do hope some of you will be able to stop by and say hello to me and to Susan Gordon. My extra supply of Naked Space DVDs didn’t arrive, so I only have a handful of those, which is too bad. When I purchased them I told the person there’s no reason for me to get these if they’re going to arrive late, and they assured me they would be here on time. I shall have to bitch-slap the idiot upon my return.

Well, why don’t we all click on the Unseemly Button below because I must be ready when the car arrives.

The good news is that I packed yesterday afternoon and was very prepared, with no last minute details to attend to. I don’t know, don’t you think these here notes could use some oomph? These are just totally boring notes sans oomph. But, it is the wee small hours of the morning and it is hard to have oomph when one is yawning constantly. I simply have no oomph and neither do these here notes and yet I feel we need some oomph because frankly these here notes are just lying there like so much fish.

Oh, well, tomorrow we’ll have oomph and plenty of it. There will be more oomph than you can shake a stick at. We will be wading in oomph. There will be oomph galore.

Well, dear readers, I must take the day, I must do the things I do, I must get in a car and be whisked to the Long Beach Airport and then I must sit on an airplane and nap and write and whatnot. Today’s topic of discussion: Aside from theater and movie stuff, what are your favorite hobbies? I’ll check in upon my arrival at the hotel and I look forward to seeing lots and lots of posts, and you may as well include some oomph because these here notes sorely need some.

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