OK, so the five things they hated are sad indeed:
From BroadwayWorld.com:
Well, the major critics haven't gone in (yet) but MTV has now posted their review of SPIDER-MAN: Turn Off the Dark, in two parts. The first, entitled "Five Things We Liked" includes the Set Design, The Costumes, The Aerial Work, It's Family Friendly and 'Splash Page' the show's opening number.
Part Two is "Five Things We Hated" and that list included The Story, The Acting, The Music, The Changes and The Difficulties.