Re: Spilling the Beans
Yes, spilling beans can be messy. However, there is quite a difference between spilling a bag of dried beans (they bounce a lot, and usually a few bounce themselves under some piece of furniture, not to be found again until moving day) and spilling a can of baked beans (sound effect = "schplut"). While the latter may sound messier, it is easier to clean up, especially if you have a dog or two around.
But I'd suggest staying away from the backsides of said dog or two for a day or two, as the outbursts from said backsides can be quite deadly.