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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2006, 09:11:14 AM »
Quote from: Edisaurus on October 17, 2006, 08:30:44 AM
"Senior Member" makes me feel so OLD!

What do they say about "shoes" and "fits"?

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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2006, 09:16:54 AM »
Tuesday greetings!  It's a very soggy day here in SW Ohio.

TOD - There used to be a restaurant in Cincinnati that named their sandwiches after streets and other city place names.  I always ordered the Erkenbreckerburger, because I liked saying it.
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2006, 09:17:35 AM »
Quote from: Edisaurus on October 17, 2006, 08:32:51 AM
Or maybe Sr. Member means "Señora Member"?

(racing towards God status)


I got to god status quite quickly and you should also...

I have been here less than a year... I trickled in when Matt was in Deceit...
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2006, 09:20:53 AM »
My words of fun....

Twisted knickers...

Donnerwetter!

Dunckopf!!

Uff-da

The perpendiculars of the situation....
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If a man loses something and he goes back and looks carefully, he will find it ~~ Sitting Bull
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2006, 09:32:35 AM »
Quote from: Edisaurus on October 17, 2006, 08:23:57 AM
"Brighton Rock" is, among other things, a delicious candy confection--a hard stick about a foot long with a center the has a design running through the stick. The center has an indescribable texture. Yum! Brighton is the only place I know of where you can buy the edible Brighton Rock.


Go to The Art of Rock Rolling to see how it is made.


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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2006, 09:37:45 AM »
Quote from: DakotaCelt on October 17, 2006, 09:17:35 AM
I got to god status quite quickly and you should also...

I have been here less than a year... I trickled in when Matt was in Deceit...


When was Matt indecent?
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2006, 09:38:32 AM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on October 17, 2006, 09:32:35 AM
Go to The Art of Rock Rolling to see how it is made.


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No.....thank you.

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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2006, 09:39:20 AM »
Quote from: DakotaCelt on October 17, 2006, 09:20:53 AM
My words of fun....

Twisted knickers...

Donnerwetter!

Dunckopf!!

Uff-da

The perpendiculars of the situation....


Dunckopf?  Is that anything like a dumbkopf?
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2006, 09:41:36 AM »
I've been to a number of sites to which I contribute...sometimes daily, oftentimes weekly, and sometimes just rarely.

I can honestly say I find them wastelands lately.

I despair, I declare!
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2006, 09:42:46 AM »
Quote from: JMK on October 17, 2006, 08:28:07 AM
Have you ever read that hilarious Onion article about the U.N. efforts to airlift vowels into eastern European countries?

You can READ IT HERE!


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The American airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the U.S. shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaououa, Eaoiiuae and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's S's and T's. The consonant-relief effort failed, however, when vast quantities of the letters were intercepted and horded by violent, gun-toting warlords.
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2006, 09:44:02 AM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on October 17, 2006, 09:11:14 AM
What do they say about "shoes" and "fits"?

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What next?  


The "Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes" joke?
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #41 on: October 17, 2006, 09:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Ron Pulliam on October 17, 2006, 09:37:45 AM
When was Matt indecent?

Right after DakotaCelt "trickled" :-X

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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #42 on: October 17, 2006, 09:45:14 AM »
Don't tell her I told y'all, but Betsy has her own "mispronouncing" language consisting mostly of short vowels in long vowel words.  Amazingly, she never "mispronounced" in her private language when she was on the air.  ;)
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2006, 09:48:53 AM »
This isn't a word, but my dad always loved to say "Look it's a yellow bellied sap sucker in full fall plumage"  I don't think he's ever seen one, but he loves to say it
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2006, 09:49:04 AM »
DR MattH did STUDIO 60 get picked up yet for a full season? Or did it start out with one?

I think the only new shows i'm watching this year are: UGLY BETTY, HEROES, BROTHERS & SISTERS, STUDIO 60 and MEN IN TREES.  The first two are my favorites.
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2006, 09:51:25 AM »
I like penumbra, as in it emanates from the penumbras of the Constitution
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2006, 09:53:52 AM »
I wrote a play titled PENUMBRA.
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #47 on: October 17, 2006, 09:55:56 AM »
Lovely new avatars from DRs DAKOTACELT and EDISAURUS....it is a Do Mi Do day, as DR EDISAURUS proclaimed last weekend.

MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS has a beautiful leading lady with a very strange accent and lots of beautiful 1958 Chrysler Corp. cars - AND Troy Donahue.  But what with the monster and all, I am NOT suprised MR BK is thinking about the platypus.

Warning:  Do not continue to smoke your pipe if it tastes like ceolaecanth!
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #48 on: October 17, 2006, 09:57:38 AM »
One of my favorite words was used a lot in MAD magazine, usually as a proper name:

Potzrbie.  I am not sure how it is pronounced.

Berserk is another one I mentioned last week.  
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« Reply #49 on: October 17, 2006, 09:59:35 AM »
My LP2CD system is scheduled for delivery TOMORROW!
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #50 on: October 17, 2006, 10:08:44 AM »
Quote from: JMK on October 17, 2006, 09:45:14 AM
Don't tell her I told y'all, but Betsy has her own "mispronouncing" language consisting mostly of short vowels in long vowel words.  Amazingly, she never "mispronounced" in her private language when she was on the air.  ;)

Here's a site that's helpful:

Beastly Mispronunciations

I chuckled at:

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In regard to “You say potato, I say potahto” there is a joke that when this unusual song was sung in English theater auditions, nobody got it because the singers invariably sang it: “You say potahto and I say potahto, You say tomahto and I say tomahto….” But when I was at the University of Texas, we had our own linguistic joke that went like this: “You say potato and I say pertayter, You say tomato and I say termayter!”

The eggheads amongst us would enjoy the article on
SOCIOLINGUISTS

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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #51 on: October 17, 2006, 10:14:54 AM »
Quote from: JRand56 on October 17, 2006, 09:59:35 AM
My LP2CD system is scheduled for delivery TOMORROW!

I want one!!

But instead I followed Cillaliz's recommendation and bought myself a Toro leaf blower/vacuum/mulcher. Now I won't dislike the large trees in my front and back yard any longer.
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #52 on: October 17, 2006, 10:21:29 AM »
My new turntable software (I think it's the software) is already malfuntioning - the ION customer service is dreadful - they just blame everything on whatever their script says.  It's the USB cord (I tried another, same prob), it's the software, it's whatever.  Vinnie is supposed to come over at some point to see if we can fix it or reload the software.  It's only recording one side of the stereo track.  It certainly worked perfectly for four albums.
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #53 on: October 17, 2006, 10:24:30 AM »
The Notes provide the following:

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...let me offer the word “phlegm.”


My reply:

There is a region called Phlanders (medieval county along coast of what is now Belgium and adjacent parts of France & Netherlands, capital Lille) whose inhabitants are called the Phlegmish. A single inhabitant is therefore a Phlegm.

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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #54 on: October 17, 2006, 10:26:13 AM »
Quote from: MBarnum on October 17, 2006, 10:14:54 AM
...bought myself a Toro leaf blower/vacuum...

To add to your sex-toy collection?

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« Reply #55 on: October 17, 2006, 10:29:14 AM »
AOL's Music News reports 'Lady in Red' Singer de Burgh Thinks He's Divine


Does John Waters know?

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« Reply #56 on: October 17, 2006, 10:42:05 AM »
THE LATEST IN ANIMAL CRUELTY:





And the ultimate insult:


Send your complaints to Spoiled Rotten Doggies

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« Reply #57 on: October 17, 2006, 10:58:07 AM »
Quote from: bk on October 17, 2006, 10:21:29 AM
My new turntable software (I think it's the software) is already malfuntioning - the ION customer service is dreadful - they just blame everything on whatever their script says.  It's the USB cord (I tried another, same prob), it's the software, it's whatever.  Vinnie is supposed to come over at some point to see if we can fix it or reload the software.  It's only recording one side of the stereo track.  It certainly worked perfectly for four albums.

Uh oh.....well mine is a different brand, so this time tomorrow we shall see.  I will keep my fingers crossed for both of us.   ;D
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Re:I LED THREE LIVES
« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2006, 10:58:38 AM »
DDR MBARNUM my guess is you probably made the wiser buy.
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« Reply #59 on: October 17, 2006, 10:59:38 AM »
DR derBRUCER that first photo of course begs for a voice over by Mary Jane Croft as Cleo.  
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