And the word of the day is: EPULOSITY!
Casey would waltz
With a strawberry blonde,
But don't think it was easy -
Pre-dancing, they had celebrated St. Valentine's
With an EPULOSITY of chocolate covered strawberries,
Cream puffs, bananas Foster (marvelously phallic),
And handfulls of those little candy hearts that have love notes printed on them,
The result being that they both were more than a little stuffed and gassy,
And if they danced too quickly, they were apt to emit butt burps.
In unison, no less!