HHW Headquarters
Gratuitous Posting Department
Awards Division
DR Francois ~
Congratulations! You are the winner of the Gratuitous Poster of the Day Award for the Month of March. It was very close, and was a tough decision -- coming down between you and DR Naomi, with that valiant effort of his/her's this early AM. But after careful review, you are the photo-finish winner ahead of DRs Naomi, Mr P (past winner), DCelt and MzKaren. Your effort yesterday is the clear winner.
Your posting frenzy of yesterday contained all of the classic elements of the classic Gratuitous Poster: multiple postings in a row, trivial postings to yourself and yourself alone, postings that at times are entertaining but nonetheless are still pointless postings, postings divided up and spread out word by word to create multiple postings, posting for your own personal posting amusement, postings posted for posting's sake, and postings posted only to pad the posting tally to please the Grand-Pooh-Pah Poster with no regard for irritating fellow posters (actually taking great pleasure in irritating said fellow posters) who have to then spend hours trying to get caught up reading all the mulitple postings.
Again, congratulations! What is your sparkling prize? This letter! That's right, this letter is for you and can be cut, pasted, reduced to wallet size, copied, and laminated. That way you can carry it with you always (unless some smuck lifts your wallet) and have proof for family, friends and passer-bys that you were the HHW Gratuitous Poster of the Day in March of 2007.
Well done, Gratuitous Poster of the Day! Keep up the good work!
Sincerely,
The HHW Gratuitous Poster Award Division