One day Ollie came home to find his wife Lena sitting stark naked on their bed.
"Holy cow, Lena," Ollie exclaimed. "What are you doing sitting around like that in the middle of the day?"
And Lena started crying. "I don't have anything nice to wear", she sobbed.
"What do you mean you don't have anything nice to wear?" asked Ollie as he opened their bedroom closet. "Why, look in here! Here's your pretty blue dress, here's your nice Sunday church dress, here's your nice every day dress, here's our neighbor Frank, here's your pretty green dress..."